Which MNer's pet has the best name?

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A thread about a thread.

Alopogies.

My lizards had babies and i kept two of them. One had a white stripe (v unusual..others in that species don't) over his nose so i called him Krishna because of Hare Krishnas having the painted nose markings. I lived above a post office. Most of my lizards have responded to name calling so one day i was calling 'Krishna! Krishna'!
Later i went into the post office and was surprised to see the usual staff absent ( a husband and wife team). They had their nephew covering for them..i introduced myself as the girl from upstairs and he said he heard his name being called earlier ..yep you've guessed it.. Krishna! and i was far too embarrassed to admit i'd named a pet a rather sacred name, so i just mumbled something and left rather quickly

i have a boxer dog called Darren and a Golfish called DAve

Oh man!! (said in Bart simpson fashion) I sooo want a Dave

Me - horse called Banana, cats Evil-weavil, Sid-snot

In a professional capacity - cats C-fer, Barbara, Martin, Colin, 3-legged one called, yes, you've guessed it - Tripod

Friend's horse - Badly - as in, here comes so-and-so riding badly

I have a cat called Sausage - disappointingly he's not the only Sausage registered with the vet, there are two others, of which one is a mouse.

According to DD, I also have an imaginary goldfish named Blub.

We have has goldfish called Helen and Liam.

Hamsters called Sammy, Coco, Petal, Twinkle, Nibbles and Pipsqueak.

Cats called Kitty and Tissue

Dogs called Ben, William, Henry and Eddie

Our guinea pigs are brothers called Phil and Grant. One's a bit porkier, less good looking, pink eyes. The other's marginally cuter, dark, and a bit stupider. They squabble. Then they make up. They take turns to be the more dominant one...

pag

I didn't know he was double penis dog.

My lizard does have two penises (penii???) Google it if you don't believe me. Male water dragon. I think proper term is hemi penis.

Cat called Miss T ( by DDs) after our surname..obviously called Misty

Thers's a double penis man..I saw him on TV has a wife and kids..lol

We have mother-and-son cats called Pickle (tortoiseshell) and Chutney (ginger).

Guinea pigs called Emily, Lucy, Lotti and Red Eyes (dd3 is very literal - she had her heart set on Big Bum but someone else adopted her!).

Blackjack the rabbit turned out to be Blackjill.
Rats called Midnight, Misty and Mungo and ferrets Buster, Bandit and Bedtime (no prizes for guessing how he spends his time).
One of our ex-bat hens is called Nutty Nora (she had a traumatic start in life), and the cockerel is a miniature psycho called Fluffy. And not to forget Jethro the donkey, who says Aw-Eee instead of Eee-Aw :)

a cat called Teapot. because she dribbles.

My cat is called Disraeli. The fish are variously called things like Arthur and Bernard, for no good reason except that it amuses me.

I had a goldfish called Imhotep after the Egyptian god of medicine.

Except we could never remember what he was called due to inhaling too much 'medicine' ourselves.

I miss my misspent youth

A friend's son had a hamster called Jesus Christ.

He was given it as a surprise 21st birthday present, and that was the first thing he said when he saw it....

I have a cat called Cupcake (already named when we got her) but it suits her cos she's sweet.
Used to have a rabbit called Choc-ice, a cockatoo called Dennis and a dog called George.

Haggis [cat who sounds like bagpipes tuning up]
Kedi [Turkish for cat]
these are both Tonkinese cats

I love the idea of a hamster called Jesus Christ.....

how could i forget the two beautiful green tree frogs i had, Brimstone and Broccoli ..

cats are whiskey, jasper, jo jo, treacle, biscuit and blue, rabbit called poppy, hamster called peanut,and finally dog called rio do i get a peize for most aminals

dog named Bunny

brown rabbit named Mr white

We have a budgie called Dave and cats Bob & Juney

As a child I had fish called Tony and Tabitha and Abelard and Eloise.

We had a cat named Rudi after a clash song and another named raisin because of her colour

DD has 2 rabbits called Lotty and Bella.