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Your ‘God I’m old’ moment

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Txutxioyigx · 23/09/2026 18:50

Gen X menopausal me saying my hair made me ‘look like Worzel Gummidge’ and being met with blank looks ! Yours ?

Your ‘God I’m old’ moment
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MyPurpleHeart · Yesterday 09:00

cariadlet · 23/09/2026 18:56

There were lots of programmes recently for the anniversary of 9/11.

I realised that many of my colleagues were either not born when it happened or were so young at the time that they had no memory of it.

My colleague who was born in 2002 saying he studied it in history at school and thats where he first heard of it

Christ on a bike i felt old that day

Alwaystired23 · Yesterday 09:00

Bjorkdidit · Yesterday 06:04

I get the same response when my younger colleagues watch me drive to clients all over the country without using a sat nav. Then I tell them that when I was their age and starting out, we had a big box of A to Zs at work and you'd set off with directions from the client file and the A to Z. Or sometimes you'd not even have directions because no-one had been there before. Of course, Google maps and sat navs did not exist.

So you'd have a sheet that told you to go along Motorway A to junction B, then take the A road to town Y and when you pass the big Asda it's down the third street on the left. Sometimes you might get lost and then you'd have to go into a shop or accost a passer by to ask them to help you find out where you needed to go. Or find a payphone to call the client you were meeting for help. <wonders if the average 20 something remembers payphones>.

Yes! I'm a district nurse. When I first started as a young 20 something year old, I bought an A-Z. I'd have to pull over, and be thinking, right that's High street so I need to go past these 3 streets, then right. All the while turning the A-Z around to the right position. Now I plug my phone into my car and Google tells me! I also remember if we're going somewhere new, we'd print directions out from the AA route finder!

SteggySawUs · Yesterday 09:02

alcovecupboards · 23/09/2026 19:58

My kids looking at universities. Which is ridiculous because it was only five minutes since I was there.

I struggled with this, got really into all the open days and very invested in the societies I would join and then kept remembering I'm not the student this time, but surely it's only 30 mins not 30 years since that was me!?
Would go back to uni in a heartbeat 😍

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Alwaystired23 · Yesterday 09:04

bugalugs45 · 23/09/2026 20:51

my total came to something like £6.47 in B&M, so I gave the young cashier £10.47 , he looked at me and said you’ve given me too much , I said yes but I’ve given you the odd , total blankness ensued …

I had something similar happen to me in Next last year. The cashier ended up giving me too much change, which I handed back. I really confused him! I did work in a Londis/spa as a teenager in the 90s, so I was use to people doing this.

billycat321 · Yesterday 09:13

The realisation that we are already a quarter of the way through the century

MrsGusset · Yesterday 09:16

The day I realised I was older than Old Man Steptoe.

MagicUser1 · Yesterday 09:21

I studied history at uni. This is sort of relevant. I was reading an article in the financial press and it said, "At the turn of the century, bond markets were...." and I thought, "Why on earth are they talking about bond markets in 1900....?"

It was sobering.

MrsClatterbuck · Yesterday 09:25

BinturongsSmellOfPopcorn · Yesterday 01:16

I wouldn't worry too much about the content of school history lessons. When I did GCSE history the syllabus went up to events just 5 years before I started the course.

Becoming a great aunt did make me feel somewhat ancient.

I'm now a great great aunt x 6 and only late sixties

Cucurella · Yesterday 09:27

Today when I read that some people would take an iced coffee into an interview. My mouth was open.

x2boys · Yesterday 09:27

MyPurpleHeart · Yesterday 09:00

My colleague who was born in 2002 saying he studied it in history at school and thats where he first heard of it

Christ on a bike i felt old that day

Yes my 19 year old son studied it in history.

ToddlerMumma · Yesterday 09:38

Grey pubes..

Walker1178 · Yesterday 09:58

I got called ‘retro’ by my DB last week as he needed to call me and realised he still had a landline number listed in his phone. For the record it comes free as part of the tv and broadband package we have and we don’t have a physical phone plugged in anymore I’ve just never got round to cancelling it

suburburban · Yesterday 10:02

Daffodilsinthespring · Yesterday 08:33

Interviewing at work and realising I was old enough to be their grandmother.

showing Id at the doctors and giving them my paper driving license and the receptionist turned to her colleague and say ‘what’s this?’

Yes I’ve only recently got a new photo one as we moved.

suburburban · Yesterday 10:03

XmasCrackPies · Yesterday 06:28

Also I rarely buy single cans cans of coke or a snickers bar, but on the odd occasion I do it still shocks me that they're not 89p and 35p.

Remember when it was Marathon

Lalgarh · Yesterday 10:12

Me having to explain to baffled colleagues

A) what Dallas was
B) Who Bobby Ewing in Dallas was
C) what then opposition leader Kier Starmer meant when he made some sort of reference to "Bobby Ewing in the shower"

Actually I can think of another much earlier one. There was a drama about the early days of Morecambe and Wise and the actor playing younger Eric Morecambe (just looked him up. Daniel Rigby born 1982) just straight out said he'd never heard of them as it was before his time. This was in 2011 on BBC breakfast. Naga And Bill were STUNNED.

PussInBin20 · Yesterday 10:16

Loving this thread.

I literally sent a text to DH this morning about a workman saying “well he’s here, another young lad. We are obviously getting old!” .

As last week we had a different workman who I was surprised at how young he looked. My DH said he’s 35!

I think I forget how old I am 😀

suburburban · Yesterday 10:18

ladygindiva · 23/09/2026 20:45

Went to the opticians and discovered I have both short and long sight now and need varifocals. Fucking depressing.

Yes and the long sight doesn’t cancel out the short sight itms

IcedPurple · Yesterday 10:19

When health care staff stopped asking if there was any chance I might be pregnant before doing procedures.

EveryoneUsingOutro · Yesterday 10:19

Happyjoe · 23/09/2026 22:07

Ofgs, Pete Tong isn't even that long ago! 😅

@Happyjoeaccording to wiki, Pete Tong is 66 and that phrase was coined by Paul Oakenfield in 1987 - 39 years ago.
I nearly cried reading that.

BIossomtoes · Yesterday 10:20

IcedPurple · Yesterday 10:19

When health care staff stopped asking if there was any chance I might be pregnant before doing procedures.

I was asked when I was 72!

suburburban · Yesterday 10:21

rosagarten · 23/09/2026 19:06

My mind boggles at that now because I remember that film coming out and 1963 seemed like some bygone era whereas 2005 seems like yesterday viewed from today.

Yes and remember when Grease came out, meant to be set in the 50s but at 11 I had no concept of this and thought that’s what American teenagers were like in 1978

Funnywonder · Yesterday 10:22

petitpasta · 23/09/2026 19:02

When my kids told me they "did Live Aid in history". I was bloody well there!!!

Similar here, but a bit more grim. We’re in NI and my eldest was learning about The Troubles in history. Some of the events they discussed still live in my head as if they happened last year. It was utterly surreal.

EveryoneUsingOutro · Yesterday 10:23

urgentoctapus · 23/09/2026 23:35

We’re now as far from the 1980s as the 1980s were from World War II

Enough already! Haud yer wheesht as we say in Scotland.

Itsasecretnow · Yesterday 10:25

Looked in the mirror and my mother looked back at me…then, some time later, a younger family member said “you really look like nanny now”. So yeah, I woke up one day and had suddenly aged decades 👵🏻

EveryoneUsingOutro · Yesterday 10:27

ENormaStitts · Yesterday 04:23

I felt old when watching some 'Alfred Hitchcock Presents' half hour thrillers from the 1950s with some friends. None of them had heard of Barbara Baxby, Carmen Matthews, Ralph Meeker or Darren McGavin!

I am mid 50s and don’t recognise any of those names sorry. I would maybe recognise their faces though, I’m terrible with names.

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