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Your ‘God I’m old’ moment

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Txutxioyigx · 23/09/2026 18:50

Gen X menopausal me saying my hair made me ‘look like Worzel Gummidge’ and being met with blank looks ! Yours ?

Your ‘God I’m old’ moment
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MaryBeery · Today 01:46

LancashireButterPie · Yesterday 23:01

My husband (teacher) was using the urinal in the male staff room at work, when a student walked straight in.
Husband said "please leave, this is the staff toilet" to which the "student" replied.....yes I'm the new chemistry teacher. (Age 22!).

My friends new grandchild is called Hilda and all I can think is "Ogden".

I was a similar age when I first started teaching, and the canteen staff thought I was a 6th former for two terms so I got lunch cheap!

Calliopespa · Today 01:48

Om83 · 23/09/2026 19:29

Seeing a blue skies and sun and my first thought is that it’s a good day for washing… 🙄

a test to do with your younger people- ask them to mime how they would talk on the phone? My go to is a bunched up fist as in holding the handle of a landline phone or at the least pinky finger and thumb sticking out.. apparently the kids now mime putting their hand flat to mimic a smart phone??!

I actually hold my Smartphone the way I held the "receiver" as a child,

Calliopespa · Today 01:51

Beshtiismybestie · 23/09/2026 19:31

Not thinking rugby players are hot anymore but rather 'Oh gosh, he's so young, I hope he doesn't get hurt!'

This is lovely!

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PenelopeChipShop · Today 00:31

At dinner today my 10yo daughter mentioned something that happened ‘in the nineteen hundreds’. I nearly choked on my food.

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Calliopespa · Today 02:00

StarlightLady · Yesterday 20:42

Having sex with my glasses on! 😮

I'm trying to figure this out!

Can't you see what you are doing? I mean is it THAT small?!

Calliopespa · Today 02:05

I've started making the groaning noise when getting up from the floor. I remember my mum doing it and thinking at that time "there cannot possibly be any need for that."

lljkk · Today 02:07

Someone on radio today mentioned that Princess Diana should be considered a historical figure now.

Wow.. she wasn't that much older than me!

viques · Today 02:30

Emptyandsad · 23/09/2026 19:56

God you all sound young to me!

I went to a small community museum in the Surrey village of Shere. They had things on display there that I remembered from my childhood. Vacuum cleaners with the bag to collect the dust that you connected to a hook at the top of the handle. Mincing machines that you clamped to the edge of the kitchen table and turned the handle. A brace and bit for drilling holes.

Look, this is a bit sad, but I took children on a school journey week to an activity centre near Shere in the late eighties……….

Thanks for the memory!

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