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Omg I shagged the vicar

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Lapdog78 · 31/08/2026 13:21

BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

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ThatCyanCat · 31/08/2026 15:59

Good Lord (so to speak), people are taking this seriously.

CountryMouse22 · 31/08/2026 15:59

He'll be defrocked!

Lexy2345 · 31/08/2026 16:02

Datetime · 31/08/2026 15:54

I have never wanted to shag a vicar in my life!

I don’t think anyone would choose to shag anyone of that profession if they could help it.

I can think of nothing less enticing than a vicar. I also think that the poor OP is probably one in a long line of women that the vicar has slept with, it's not as if the OP is going to be the first he has drunkenly flirted with.

Whyherewego · 31/08/2026 16:05

Most importantly did you enjoy it !

DandyFatball · 31/08/2026 16:06

Datetime · 31/08/2026 15:54

I have never wanted to shag a vicar in my life!

I don’t think anyone would choose to shag anyone of that profession if they could help it.

I'd immediately lose respect for any Religious figure having grubby drunken kitchen shags and think he shouldn't be in that job.

The people that think it's every MNetters fantasy are usually the same ones who think shagging a married man is hot because they were soooo attractive that he risked losing everything for him.

When the reality is they were an easy shag.

Which the Vicar thought OP was. Which suggests OP isn't the first drunken divorcee in her 40s he's tried it on with and succeeded because the drunken middle aged woman think it's so naughty and so hot and a tale they can tell on MN and for the rest of their lives to make them more interesting at dinner parties.

When it's really a grubby encounter with a man exploiting his position who shouldn't be in the job he is.

I bet he's shagged most of the sad drunken middle aged divorcees in his diocese and the surrounding areas.

VicarShagger · 31/08/2026 16:07

Ha! I've done that twice (two separate vicars*). And one left his car parked outside my house overnight...... The official story is he had a glass of wine and decided not to drive - shagging and lying in the one night!

I was the envy of the village.

*not actual vicars as we're not very good Presbyterians.

x2boys · 31/08/2026 16:08

DandyFatball · 31/08/2026 16:06

I'd immediately lose respect for any Religious figure having grubby drunken kitchen shags and think he shouldn't be in that job.

The people that think it's every MNetters fantasy are usually the same ones who think shagging a married man is hot because they were soooo attractive that he risked losing everything for him.

When the reality is they were an easy shag.

Which the Vicar thought OP was. Which suggests OP isn't the first drunken divorcee in her 40s he's tried it on with and succeeded because the drunken middle aged woman think it's so naughty and so hot and a tale they can tell on MN and for the rest of their lives to make them more interesting at dinner parties.

When it's really a grubby encounter with a man exploiting his position who shouldn't be in the job he is.

I bet he's shagged most of the sad drunken middle aged divorcees in his diocese and the surrounding areas.

Well you have just made all.of that up .

neilyoungismyhero · 31/08/2026 16:09

AllMyExesWearRolexes · 31/08/2026 13:47

Kitchen sofa? Missing the point I know...

I've got one of those sadly no shagging though..

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lizzielizard · 31/08/2026 16:09

Miss888 · 31/08/2026 15:48

More V vicar?

Winning 😂👋👋👋

neilyoungismyhero · 31/08/2026 16:13

Lexy2345 · 31/08/2026 16:02

I can think of nothing less enticing than a vicar. I also think that the poor OP is probably one in a long line of women that the vicar has slept with, it's not as if the OP is going to be the first he has drunkenly flirted with.

Vicar in lycra would look the same as any other cycle club member...

Datetime · 31/08/2026 16:13

Lexy2345 · 31/08/2026 16:02

I can think of nothing less enticing than a vicar. I also think that the poor OP is probably one in a long line of women that the vicar has slept with, it's not as if the OP is going to be the first he has drunkenly flirted with.

I know me neither!

I had no idea anyone would fantasise about a vicar!
Surely that’s like the biggest turn off (no offence to them).

And yeah I completely agree.
Some men love the ‘power’ that those kinds of jobs come with and he’s obviously done it before.

Datetime · 31/08/2026 16:14

neilyoungismyhero · 31/08/2026 16:13

Vicar in lycra would look the same as any other cycle club member...

It’s not about what they look like, it’s the job they do.

Boomer55 · 31/08/2026 16:16

Shag who you like. I’m sure Jesus will still want you as a sunbeam, if you’re into all that, 👍🥂🥂🥂

UnpopularOpinionsIWouldUsuallyKeepToMyself · 31/08/2026 16:17

BC for this one!

Before Christ?
Bought condoms?

Anyway, assuming he’s CofE.
After a ‘special extended Latin mass’ with one of our balding, bespectacled, halitosis suffering priests, shagging would be the last thing on anyone’s mind.

yumscrummy · 31/08/2026 16:22

“Loose and common”!!!! We’re past thinking like this.

Dandeloosha · 31/08/2026 16:25

Is his name Bishop Len Brennan?

Omg I shagged the vicar
Babyboomtastic · 31/08/2026 16:25

OtterlyAstounding · 31/08/2026 14:20

I feel quite certain they're not supposed to do it unless they're married, though? Although perhaps the church has decided God is actually alright with casual sex these days - who knows!

I'm imagining some overstuffed floral beast of a sofa.

Ideally marriage, and for many that's still the only acceptable time. Many will discreetly have sex within a committed relationship that isn't yet marriage. I'd be cautious about those that are content with casual sex, because that is likely hypocritical to what he teaches. But that's his issue, and his moral code,.not yours, so not your problem.

I'd either expect him to:

  1. ignore you, and pretend it never happened, either because he is embarrassed/wracked with guilt or (the opposite) he has a lot of secret casual sex.
  2. he tries to formalise things by taking you out on a date and turning it into a relationship.
Pasithean · 31/08/2026 16:27

A very close ex member of my family is one. So on my experience you won’t be the only one . Don’t worry

Rainbowralph · 31/08/2026 16:31

You are free to shag whoever you like, he, however, has his moral code to uphold.

Lossaloft · 31/08/2026 16:31

TheOnlyWayIsIlford · 31/08/2026 15:57

You've been blamey and judgey about him for being a vicar, I am entitled to my view that for ANYONE to shag and tell, amidst hilarity, and potentially outing them on the internet with loads of identifying factors is shoddy behaviour.
Not because he is a vicar. I am uninterested in that as a fact or anything to snigger over.

I have no moral view at all on consenting adults having casual sex even if one of them is a vicar.

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I’m not judgey of him for being a vicar. Where did you get that from? Nothing wrong with being a vicar. I’m judgey of him for being a vicar who has casual sex, because that makes him a massive hypocrite. Like I’d be judgey of a police officer who was dishonest.

Backinajiffy · 31/08/2026 16:32

Was he "blessed"?😉

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 31/08/2026 16:32

You could sing this to "I shot the Sheriff" 🎼

Lossaloft · 31/08/2026 16:33

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 31/08/2026 16:32

You could sing this to "I shot the Sheriff" 🎼

‘I shagged the vicar, but I swear it was in self defence’. 😀

That’s quite the plot twist 😂

Momon45 · 31/08/2026 16:34

Reminded me of years ago when I was pushing my LO down the street and a funeral car passed us . The vicar in the passenger seat winked at me , I was really taken aback and have never forgotten it . Good on you for sh*gging the vicar , you're both single .

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