Omg I shagged the vicar

[Lapdog78]

BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

Err I am Catholic so no idea if vicars are meant to be doing this sort of thing? More shocked by the vicar really!

There was a young lady called Maude,
Who wanted a baby from God,
But it weren't the Almighty,
Who crept up her nightie,
But the vicar, the dirty old sod.

The only thing that would make this story complete is if you are called Mary and Jospeh 😅

They are not.

Good for you. Sounds like you both enjoyed it. Don't stress over it and carry on as normal

Christ, I wish my life was this exciting/interesting. Good on you.

I’m kind of jealous, I’ve always thought vicars were sexy🤩

Well you’ve certainly taking integrating into the community to new levels

Well yes, that's obvious but it was the subject matter that was Jilly style.

Was he any good? 😜

Do you think he’s loose and common? It’s about time, in this day and age, that what’s good for him is good for you!

He is the vicar from a nearby parish. So may not technically be her vicar, in terms of her local church.

Under the dog collar he’s a red blooded male & though you both had a tipple too many he obviously found you attractive your both consenting adults so where’s the problem; is it likely to lead to a relationship? Would you like it too? If it didn’t would that bother you? Could you cope with being friends with benefits? Just be yourself act normally & see how it progresses; hopefully he will be a gentleman & tell you where you both stand; good luck to you both it’s great that your having fun after your divorce & moving in new circles I wouldn’t share this with the cycling group though

Unless hes your vicar theres no problem

Ah hell I'd be pregnant without a doubt 😂

You have a sofa in your kitchen??

Have you kicked the habit yet

More fanny vicar?

They're usually bored and if they can get it trending and notch up a lot of responses it gives them faint glimmers of amusement.

At least it wasnt on the alter !🤣🤣🤣🍆

I had one in my old kitchen, and a TV. Not anymore though as no space.

How many other parishioners has he shagged? I'm know it's not an offence that is punishable by death. But I do think it is a bit out of order tbh. Maybe sounds old fashioned.

Like a teacher shagging a pupil. Boundaries, respect etc.

Do the Church of England have guidelines on this sort of thing?

Hallelujah!

A lot of that generation of poets wrote in Grantchester, The Orchard tea room has a lot of information about them, and lovely teas sitting in a deck chair dodging the wasps, Didn't Jeffrey Archer live in the Old Vicarage, not the one on TV?

Remember that old "poem" with the line,
"I prefer the vicar, he's longer and thicker" .......!
Good for you, be interesting to see how he re reacts next time you see him.

It gives me zero amusement. I have found many things funny on here over the years but the obviously made up stuff leaves me dry.