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bafta16 · 01/09/2026 11:35

@RainRainKeepComing , very funny. Made my day.

Clydebuilt · 01/09/2026 11:42

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 10:26

I just don't care if posts like this are real. As I said upthread, I regard it like a bookclub. It doesn't matter that the book is fiction - its entertaining to discuss the themes and characters anyway. For me, the interesting thing about this thread is how many people genuinely don't realise that Anglican teaching does not support anglican clergy being casual shaggers. That's been fascinating.

Anyway, I regard people who pop up on these threads saying, 'Its not true you know, dumbasses!' as being like someone at a bookclub who keeps saying, ' Its not true you know, stop taking it so seriously!', i,e, completely missing the point as to why people are enjoying making their comments.

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I always think the people who write this garbage are the same people who tell new starts at work ‘I’m mad, me!’ 🙄 and they are inevitably, the most irritating people you will have the misfortune to cross paths with.

JustJoinedRightNow · 01/09/2026 11:43

HarshbutTrue2 · 01/09/2026 08:31

Sadly, I also think it's not true. If it was true she would have deleted it out of respect to the vicar.

However, i feel a midsummer murders storyline coming on.

Cycling clubs and sofas in the kitchen are very middle class.

In my story I will have the sexy vicar. Femme fatale cyclist. An old biddy who polishes the vicars brasses. A frumpy young choirister, an organ player - of course. A tea shop. The local pub. Possibly a corner shop where all the gossip happens. We must have old ladies and gossip.

Not sure who gets murdered yet. The femme fatale is always cycling around the village with her skirts billowing around her thighs. The organ player, brass polisher and frumpy choirister are all lusting after the vicar.

To be continued....

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I really want to read this. Can you please hurry up and publish??

RainRainKeepComing · 01/09/2026 12:33

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 10:26

I just don't care if posts like this are real. As I said upthread, I regard it like a bookclub. It doesn't matter that the book is fiction - its entertaining to discuss the themes and characters anyway. For me, the interesting thing about this thread is how many people genuinely don't realise that Anglican teaching does not support anglican clergy being casual shaggers. That's been fascinating.

Anyway, I regard people who pop up on these threads saying, 'Its not true you know, dumbasses!' as being like someone at a bookclub who keeps saying, ' Its not true you know, stop taking it so seriously!', i,e, completely missing the point as to why people are enjoying making their comments.

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The difference is that when you read a book it's presented as fiction or non-fiction.

You know what you're buying into.

Here, the OP presented this as a factual real -life experience.

It was only once the cracks appeared in her following posts that it was clear it was fiction.

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 14:51

RainRainKeepComing · 01/09/2026 12:33

The difference is that when you read a book it's presented as fiction or non-fiction.

You know what you're buying into.

Here, the OP presented this as a factual real -life experience.

It was only once the cracks appeared in her following posts that it was clear it was fiction.

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It doesn't make any difference to me. The issues the post presents are interesting and relevant to real life whether the post is real or not, the same as in a novel.

A thread on mumsnet is not court evidence. It doesn't really matter if it is true or not. We all know any thread started may be all true, all false or a mix of the two. That's just the nature of a site like this.

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 14:54

Clydebuilt · 01/09/2026 11:42

I always think the people who write this garbage are the same people who tell new starts at work ‘I’m mad, me!’ 🙄 and they are inevitably, the most irritating people you will have the misfortune to cross paths with.

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I genuinely have absolutely no idea what you are going on about. You think enjoying discussions about the issues raised in works of fiction is the same personality type as an 'I'm mad, me.' people?

Right-ho.

RainRainKeepComing · 01/09/2026 15:14

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 14:51

It doesn't make any difference to me. The issues the post presents are interesting and relevant to real life whether the post is real or not, the same as in a novel.

A thread on mumsnet is not court evidence. It doesn't really matter if it is true or not. We all know any thread started may be all true, all false or a mix of the two. That's just the nature of a site like this.

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That's your choice. Personally I don't find a far fetched tale about vicars and after-cycling-club shenanigans that interesting whether it's a Jilly Cooper novel or a Mumsnetter fantasy. But at least with JC you know it's a novel and not an autobiography.

Clydebuilt · 01/09/2026 15:34

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 14:54

I genuinely have absolutely no idea what you are going on about. You think enjoying discussions about the issues raised in works of fiction is the same personality type as an 'I'm mad, me.' people?

Right-ho.

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I don’t care that you don’t know what I’m on about, several people are in agreement with me…righty ho?

Holidaymodeon · 01/09/2026 17:07

I’m on a forum to share real life experiences with real life people (to the best of my knowledge it’s real)
jump the shark stories on here are boring and a waste of time, any reading is a time investment, if I’m choosing to invest my time in fiction I’ll read a book or watch tv, i don’t understand the point of these made up scenarios at all, it’s not like you gain kudos points or anything else of equal (non)value by getting the engagement.
it makes sense if it’s mumsnet posting ai crap for engagement, it’s still slop and off putting but for an actual human forum member to do it is completely incomprehensible

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 17:08

Clydebuilt · 01/09/2026 15:34

I don’t care that you don’t know what I’m on about, several people are in agreement with me…righty ho?

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I've been able to understand everyone on this thread but you. I'd up my communication skills if I were you. If I guessed right before, no-one on this thread has said that. Probably because its a nutty point of view. Besides, a view is not right simply because others agree. Its right if you have a coherent, rationale and evidenced case.

Clydebuilt · 01/09/2026 17:16

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 17:08

I've been able to understand everyone on this thread but you. I'd up my communication skills if I were you. If I guessed right before, no-one on this thread has said that. Probably because its a nutty point of view. Besides, a view is not right simply because others agree. Its right if you have a coherent, rationale and evidenced case.

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Don’t care. Lots of people have agreed with me Maybe go and be baffled elsewhere. I’m not interested in your opinion.

RainRainKeepComing · 01/09/2026 17:16

Holidaymodeon · 01/09/2026 17:07

I’m on a forum to share real life experiences with real life people (to the best of my knowledge it’s real)
jump the shark stories on here are boring and a waste of time, any reading is a time investment, if I’m choosing to invest my time in fiction I’ll read a book or watch tv, i don’t understand the point of these made up scenarios at all, it’s not like you gain kudos points or anything else of equal (non)value by getting the engagement.
it makes sense if it’s mumsnet posting ai crap for engagement, it’s still slop and off putting but for an actual human forum member to do it is completely incomprehensible

I agree. I can't understand the mindset behind making up stories.
I was a bit 🤔at the 'loose and common' as it's not how most 43 year olds speak - throwback to the 1950s.
And then it just got sillier and sillier.
The responses were funny however.

bafta16 · 01/09/2026 17:18

It was funny. The ones that upset me are people pretending to be in distress.

Lossaloft · 01/09/2026 17:35

Clydebuilt · 01/09/2026 17:16

Don’t care. Lots of people have agreed with me Maybe go and be baffled elsewhere. I’m not interested in your opinion.

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Yet you felt the need to write a bitter, angry and somewhat nonsensically mad reply to it. And then to keep on replying. A nonchalant person would not have done that.

LouiseK93 · 01/09/2026 17:43

You have been blessed in ways so many others havent 😆

Winetime00 · 01/09/2026 17:48

Nah...you're both adults...done nothing wrong. He's probably more embarrassed than you.

TheDevilWears · 01/09/2026 17:55

This is number four on my favourite fantasy list … although it’s the church confessional and I can smell the frankincense from a fairly recent funeral 😬 once a Catholic etc 😂

Wazza773 · 01/09/2026 17:59

Lapdog78 · 31/08/2026 13:21

BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

Sounds great did he bend you over and fuck you hard

Jorge14 · 01/09/2026 18:05

you're both single 🤷‍♀️

Yokodoko · 01/09/2026 18:05

Atta girl! Hope he was good & it was worth it 😂

PhaedraTwo · 01/09/2026 18:08

RainRainKeepComing · 01/09/2026 15:14

That's your choice. Personally I don't find a far fetched tale about vicars and after-cycling-club shenanigans that interesting whether it's a Jilly Cooper novel or a Mumsnetter fantasy. But at least with JC you know it's a novel and not an autobiography.

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Jilly Cooper would be better written than this rubbish.

MarjoriePan · 01/09/2026 18:09

Trust it will be a tandem for this week’s meet. And don’t say anything about his helmet etc etc.

Tildycatpuss1968 · 01/09/2026 18:14

You win the award for best post header.

Nothavingagoodvalentinesday · 01/09/2026 18:16

HarshbutTrue2 · 01/09/2026 08:31

Sadly, I also think it's not true. If it was true she would have deleted it out of respect to the vicar.

However, i feel a midsummer murders storyline coming on.

Cycling clubs and sofas in the kitchen are very middle class.

In my story I will have the sexy vicar. Femme fatale cyclist. An old biddy who polishes the vicars brasses. A frumpy young choirister, an organ player - of course. A tea shop. The local pub. Possibly a corner shop where all the gossip happens. We must have old ladies and gossip.

Not sure who gets murdered yet. The femme fatale is always cycling around the village with her skirts billowing around her thighs. The organ player, brass polisher and frumpy choirister are all lusting after the vicar.

To be continued....

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Sorry but I think it’s already been done. I think I saw it on ITVX last night.

Oldtigernidster · 01/09/2026 18:16

Yay!! Go girl!