Omg I shagged the vicar

[Lapdog78]

BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

At least he's already wearing a dog collar if you want to get a bit kinky

Christ if that’s a brag then consider me a bigger bragger! I have two in mine!

I’m more fascinated and impressed by ‘kitchen sofa.’

I read this and nearly choked on me tea, coughing hard 🤣🤣🤣
Fair play to you go for it!!!

Your post made me go and look up this poem!

A Hand In The Bird

I am a maiden who is forty
And a maiden I shall stay
There are some who call me haughty
But I care not what they say

I was running the tombola
At our church bazaar roday
And doing it with gusto
In my usual jolly way

When suddenly, I knew not why
There came a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh
I nearly hit the ceiling!

A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!
How exquisitely tickly!
Quite soon I know I’m going to scream
I’ve to catch it quickly.

I made a grab. I caught the mouse,
Now right inside my knickers.
A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!
Great Scott! It was the vicar’s!

(Roald Dahl)

Im not jumping to any conclusions.

According to OP they were not in a relationship and he had unprotected sex with her. It's hardly the actions of someone who takes his calling and his religion seriously and he will no doubt be in serious trouble with the Church Authorities.

@SpareMe For future ref if it's useful- you don't need read all the thread just SEE ALL by the OP- click on it and voila!

Why will he "no doubt be in serious trouble with the Church Authorities"? Don't create Safeguarding issues where there are none.

What happened was consensual, they are both single and if he's Anglican there is no ban on sex outside of marriage AFAIK.

Sex before marriage is actually not a sin. Fornication is, not because it is bad but because appetite without feeling is damaging psychologically. But perhaps the vicar hopes for a longer term relationship?

She said in her first post she'd told all her friends. I don't think she should have done that and I don't think she should be boasting on here either.

The expectation on Anglican Clergy is to respect the sanctity of Marriage. They are expected not to have sex outside of marriage. Certainly casual sex as described by OP would be a big issue for a an ordained Vicar. As the Vicar's wife pointed out in an earlier post he would be subjected to disciplinary procedure if the Church Authorities found out about this

I worked with someone who had been a Lampeter University

She said that the Theology Students were the worse as they had three years to fit in a lifetime of misbehaviour

You have a kitchen sofa?

If you end up together and get married, I would love to hear his wedding speech “well funny story, we met at the cycling club and it was obvious there was a bit of chemistry between us, so took her home and shagged her brains out on the kitchen sofa, we did have a laugh afterwards when I realise I had left my holy water all over the cushions as she shouted Hallelujah”

Whilst I have found this post entertaining. I think you've said some quite outing stuff here. The daily mail are going to love this one.

😂

Oooh if its a hot priest like fleabag ....get in!

Unless he’s an idiot he’ll act as if nothing happened and so will you.

Having unprotected sex seems to be a really bad thing.

Should the vicar have been carrying a packet of condoms when attending cycling club?
Somehow, that seems far worse to me.

Sorry, I can't read the word 'fornication' without immediately thinking of Blackadder, the Puritan aunt and a turnip? 😁

OP if you fancy him and want a bit more how’s your father with the father you should really send him this poem. It’s very funny and apt.

He’ll think you’re cultured and funny and it breaks the ice since his last message about squirting his load on your sofa.

I love this.

so much.

And I need you to recreate the knuckle-bitingly sexy ‘kneel’ confession scene from Fleabag next time.

Don't worry, it's not real.

This is a WHOLE new thread in itself!

Thanks for imparting medical knowledge..who knew!!

I had an anaphylactic reaction once (nut allergy)...but nothing extra!!🙄

Come all ye faithful!