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Omg I shagged the vicar

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Lapdog78 · 31/08/2026 13:21

BC for this one!!

last summer I moved to a new village with my 2 teen DC’s following my divorce. I’ve made a real effort to integrate into village life and joined a cycling group which I love.

a couple of new members joined a few months ago, one of whom is the vicar from a nearby parish. He’s 39 single. I’m 43.

on Friday we all met for drinks snd I ended Ho inviting a group back to my house. Kids are away with their dad. We all had a few more drinks at my house before people started heading home. There’s been a little bit of flirtation between me and the vicar and it ended up just me and him- we had some more wine and he was being very complimentary and was clearly trying it on. We ended up kissing and I’m afraid that I ended up shagging him on my kitchen sofa. Very out of character for me.

im now mortified that I have to see him at cycle meet this week. My friends think it’s hilarious but im worried he’ll think I’m loose and common. 😲

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SewYellowLikeButter · 31/08/2026 18:28

comeoncolleen · 31/08/2026 18:17

He was clearly up for it. Not sure why anyone would be shocked or surprised, except about the lack of contraception.

Because he’s a vicar… sex for devout Christian’s is between man and wife.

catlover123456789 · 31/08/2026 18:28

Good for you! Maybe this is the start of a romance?

JHITRM77 · 31/08/2026 18:29

That sounds like fun well done you 💕🎉

AFigureWalks · 31/08/2026 18:29

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 31/08/2026 15:39

Just wondering if the Vicar has BAPtised any other ladies of the village. Do you know if any others have been blessed by his fingers???

How many of his parishioners have felt Jesus inside them from the vicar’s blessings?

Scottishskifun · 31/08/2026 18:30

SewYellowLikeButter · 31/08/2026 18:28

Because he’s a vicar… sex for devout Christian’s is between man and wife.

Vicars tend to be COE they don't chastise sex before marriage there not Catholic!

Bigcat25 · 31/08/2026 18:30

I assume he broke his vows? Don't know what religon he is. Would you like to see him again?

Lapdog78 · 31/08/2026 18:31

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SaveMeFromMyBoobs · 31/08/2026 18:32

Raw dogged sex with a vicar? Maybe in a few weeks you can tell him you're knocked up with the next child of the cloth 😂

You're both consenting adults. Get some protection incase something else happens again, with him or with someone else.

WildCats24 · 31/08/2026 18:32

No way do I believe that the vicar had a ONS with one of his parishioners.

gahhhhhhhhhhbhhh · 31/08/2026 18:33

Legend

Malasana · 31/08/2026 18:33

WildCats24 · 31/08/2026 18:32

No way do I believe that the vicar had a ONS with one of his parishioners.

It’s quite the tale.

Thedisappearingbag · 31/08/2026 18:33

Good lord.
Well. Do you want to see him again (unfrocked on your kitchen sofa) or just keep it as cycling buddies only?

WildCats24 · 31/08/2026 18:35

Malasana · 31/08/2026 18:33

It’s quite the tale.

Unprotected, no less. No way would he risk impregnating his ONS.

DannyDeever · 31/08/2026 18:35

Malasana · 31/08/2026 18:33

It’s quite the tale.

I 100% believe it happens - our Vicar had an affair - but would you post about it on MN? Perhaps not. Either way, great story.

ClairDeLaLune · 31/08/2026 18:36

WildCats24 · 31/08/2026 18:32

No way do I believe that the vicar had a ONS with one of his parishioners.

He’s from a different parish so it’s fine!

Nice one OP, do you want to do it again? Do you think he does too? When’s the next cycling outing? I’m invested now!

SkinnyLatteExtraHotPlease · 31/08/2026 18:37

Does he have a brother? Asking for me 😂 good on you, do it again! 👏

HarshbutTrue2 · 31/08/2026 18:38

Love this thread.
Vicars are human beings. They can have sex. They can drink. Catholic priests are famous for boozing. OP isn't one of his parishioners, so I suppose its ok. Shes just a member of a club that he has met socially. Thats ok.

Id love to hear that it becomes a passionate affair and they both live happily and lustfully for ever after.

However, OP, please delete this thread. You shouldn't even have told your friends. It could affect his professional standing. As others have said, some mumsnet posts get picked up by the press and shared on Facebook.

Good luck with cycling club next week. We will all be thinking of you pumping up and down and urging you on.

omghereistrouble · 31/08/2026 18:39

we all have needs.
judging from what you said you dont want it to turn into anything more than a memory

AustenitesUnite · 31/08/2026 18:39

For some bizarre reason I've got the first couple of lines of the ABBA song 'When I kissed the teacher' going round and round in my head but with the words 'When I shagged the vicar'

Fortunately I don't know all the rest of the lyrics which I think may be about school

Kevinbaconsrealwife · 31/08/2026 18:40

JohnofWessex · 31/08/2026 13:25

You are Phoebe Whaller-Bridge!

You absolutely are…you ROCK OP, I bloody love it xx

Kevinbaconsrealwife · 31/08/2026 18:41

IronEverything · 31/08/2026 13:33

I'd rather be "loose and common" than be the type of person who would use that phrase, to be honest.

Me too….all day long ! X

comeoncolleen · 31/08/2026 18:42

SewYellowLikeButter · 31/08/2026 18:28

Because he’s a vicar… sex for devout Christian’s is between man and wife.

Not all Christians are devout in that way, certainly not this man.

Zerosleep · 31/08/2026 18:43

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Oh my god you are killing me OP, I can’t stop laughing

Zerosleep · 31/08/2026 18:43

Key question is he up for it again?

QuothTheRavenista · 31/08/2026 18:45
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