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Thread 5 Burnham: Be More Dolly (Title edited by MNHQ at the request of the OP)

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DuncinToffee · 31/08/2026 09:41

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Zonder · 02/09/2026 07:51

TemperanceWest · 02/09/2026 07:37

I will!

And report back 😊

BIWI · 02/09/2026 08:25

<whispers>
Inigo who?

BestIsWest · 02/09/2026 08:27

BIWI · 02/09/2026 08:25

<whispers>
Inigo who?

You are not alone!

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 09:38

Our thoughts are with the telegraph and the right whingers in this difficult time

"Small boat arrivals fall to six year low" - Telegraph. June, July, August were lowest for six years

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TemperanceWest · 02/09/2026 09:50

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 09:38

Our thoughts are with the telegraph and the right whingers in this difficult time

"Small boat arrivals fall to six year low" - Telegraph. June, July, August were lowest for six years

They'll blame it on bad weather!🤣

PMQs will be fascinating. Two such wildly different personalities.

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 09:52

Quite the achievement Nige

Sworn in as an MP, then breaking Parliamentary filming rules within hours.

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Efacsen · 02/09/2026 10:09

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 09:52

Quite the achievement Nige

Sworn in as an MP, then breaking Parliamentary filming rules within hours.

He's also announced he's planning to 'spend less time in Parliament' in future - is this even possible??

And will be leaving Tice in charge

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 10:11

So no time spent in Clacton, less in Parliament, where is he off to?

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TemperanceWest · 02/09/2026 10:13

Probably feathering his nest in preparation for his exit from Parliament. He knows the game is up.

Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 26% (-1)
CON: 23% (+1)
RFM: 22% (-1)
LDM: 11% (+1)
GRN: 9% (=)
RES: 4% (=)
SNP: 3% (+1)

Via
@Moreincommon_
, 28-31 Aug.
Changes w/ 21-23 Aug.

Efacsen · 02/09/2026 10:14

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 10:11

So no time spent in Clacton, less in Parliament, where is he off to?

He says he's planning a tour of the UK

BIossomtoes · 02/09/2026 10:17

Efacsen · 02/09/2026 10:14

He says he's planning a tour of the UK

How very original of him. I wonder who inspired that?

Spandauer · 02/09/2026 10:19

Efacsen · 02/09/2026 10:09

He's also announced he's planning to 'spend less time in Parliament' in future - is this even possible??

And will be leaving Tice in charge

The Clacton constituents should sue him (if that's possible). I thought the clue was in the name... Member of Parliament?

Efacsen · 02/09/2026 10:20

BIossomtoes · 02/09/2026 10:17

How very original of him. I wonder who inspired that?

Exactly

Except the other uk tour was undertaken during recess

LlynTegid · 02/09/2026 10:28

Richard Tice spends part of his time in Dubai given his personal relationship with Isabel Oakeshott.

So it will be one absent leader replaced in practice by another, though probably around a bit more.

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 10:45

BIossomtoes · 02/09/2026 10:17

How very original of him. I wonder who inspired that?

I wonder who will sponsor this and will it be a tv series?

Inspiration is more likely to come from the US as in Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy than Burnham.

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BIossomtoes · 02/09/2026 10:47

Spandauer · 02/09/2026 10:19

The Clacton constituents should sue him (if that's possible). I thought the clue was in the name... Member of Parliament?

They voted for him. You reap what you sow. Zero sympathy.

placemats · 02/09/2026 10:53

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 10:45

I wonder who will sponsor this and will it be a tv series?

Inspiration is more likely to come from the US as in Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy than Burnham.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/11/nadine-dorries-im-a-celebrity-apology

If it's sponsored and a TV series, Farage will have to declare it.

Nadine Dorries apologises to MPs over I'm a Celebrity appearance fee

Tory MP forced to register £82,000 profit made by her company after ruling by parliamentary standards committee

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/11/nadine-dorries-im-a-celebrity-apology

cardibach · 02/09/2026 11:03

tourdefrance · 01/09/2026 21:49

No cats here. I hope Keir Starmer enjoys his new career, whatever it is.

Or no career if that’s what he chooses. He’s done some difficult, stressful, all consuming jobs for a lot of years now. He may want to retire - I bloody love retirement so would totally understand (though I do think the country would benefit from him being in some sort of international role).

Karistyleaftea · 02/09/2026 11:08

Thanks for the thread Duncin, I need to get some tax paid .

I have always supported Sir Keir and am sure he will be much more appreciated in his future role. I wish him well and feel certain that he will still be doing his utmost to support and protect the UK, whatever the next phase brings,

I so hate it when others get credit for someone else's work .

PMQ's will be a good watch and I am still supporting Labour and want the new PM to succeed. He will deal with the leader of the opposition very well and with humour I think!

TemperanceWest · 02/09/2026 11:10

I wouldn't blame him at all if he retires from public life. All the shit that has been thrown at him, all the smears and conspiracy theories.

I still can't quite buy Burnham as PM. Every time "the PM" is mentioned I have to mentally remind myself that it is Burnham.

DuncinToffee · 02/09/2026 11:13

It's Starmer's 64th birthday today

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cardibach · 02/09/2026 11:20

well I hope it’s a happy one. I expect he’ll have to show his face at PMQs to avoid sour grapes comments (if he cares) but then I hope goes home and has a really good celebration!
I’d absolutely retire if I were him, but I have a feeling I’m not quite as driven as he is…

dontcallmelen · 02/09/2026 11:24

BIossomtoes · 02/09/2026 10:47

They voted for him. You reap what you sow. Zero sympathy.

Should have voted for Count Binface, pretty certain he would have made a good job of actually representing them in parliament, for Farage it’s another way of grifting more money promoting himself & his paymasters agenda.

SerendipityJane · 02/09/2026 11:49

Spandauer · 02/09/2026 10:19

The Clacton constituents should sue him (if that's possible). I thought the clue was in the name... Member of Parliament?

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Thread 5 Burnham: Be More Dolly (Title edited by MNHQ at the request of the OP)
Karistyleaftea · 02/09/2026 11:52

Very good @SerendipityJane .

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