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Spandauer · 05/05/2026 19:21

Wonder if the 🍊💩 has their email address in his contacts?

Iran says it has established a new authority to manage ship transit through the Strait of Hormuz.
^^
“Ships intending to transit the strait will receive an email informing them of the transit regulations. They then adjust to the framework and receive a transit permit,” the report stated.-Press TV
www.presstv.ir/Detail/2026/05/05/768102/Exclsuive--Iran-implements-new-maritime-mechanism-for-vessels-transiting-Strait-of-Hormuz

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SerendipityJane · 05/05/2026 19:33

Time for a laff

His MAGAsty Meets His Majesty - Trump Thread #163
Llttledrummergirl · 05/05/2026 19:55

I've been slightly offline for the last few days and think I've missed something.
There was a lot of talk about the attack on Iran lasting for more than 60days so needed to get congressional approval.

Surely they didn't cave in and give this? How is Trump still threatening Iran and holding the World to ransom? What have I missed?

Pedallleur · 05/05/2026 20:15

Llttledrummergirl · 05/05/2026 19:55

I've been slightly offline for the last few days and think I've missed something.
There was a lot of talk about the attack on Iran lasting for more than 60days so needed to get congressional approval.

Surely they didn't cave in and give this? How is Trump still threatening Iran and holding the World to ransom? What have I missed?

Vance claims the clock stopped when a ceasefire was announced and there is precedent for this. But really what is anyone going to do? Yada Yada, no one is going to stop them, Trump is balls deep now and he isn't going to back down. He isn't that sort.

Llttledrummergirl · 05/05/2026 20:17

Sounds like congress collectively need to grow a pair and start impeaching people. Unless they think he's doing such a wonderful job for the American people.

Pedallleur · 05/05/2026 20:20

Llttledrummergirl · 05/05/2026 20:17

Sounds like congress collectively need to grow a pair and start impeaching people. Unless they think he's doing such a wonderful job for the American people.

have to go through legal motions, counter arguments. Too late now. China and Russia must be ordering Just Eat as they watch it all.

MushMonster · 05/05/2026 22:24

RedTagAlan · 05/05/2026 12:02

So it's basically unleashed capitalism ?

I get that. I mean, after all, that is why there was restrictions on the likes of polymarket in the US. But Trump undone that.

Who would have thought it would be the people calling for deregulation are the same people as those who profit from it. But now others can profit from it, will the deregulators be calling for regulation ?

:-)

It is all an endless circle. Pendulum goes too far that way, then gets back too far this way. Forever.
Clever ones are ahead of the swing and play along profitably. Stupid ones get hit by the pendulum like a wrecking ball.

MushMonster · 05/05/2026 22:36

logicisall · 05/05/2026 15:31

A modern version of Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

I feel like the bottom of the pile custodians should bring back the French guillotines and start repairing and sharpening them, real sharp. I am getting angry to the point of thinking of full on liberté, ėgalité, fraternité, rather than whatever freedom rich club Trump wants to gather now in this Project Freedom BS.
Is Putin invited to join? Being an allied of Iran.... and Trump most beloved one... hummmm. I think Trump will still ask Putin to join this too.

PerkingFaintly · 05/05/2026 23:24

Hope you recover well from your surgery, @Hyssops .

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 01:58

Timezones, or whatever it is, do my head in.

Watching the news headlines on RTE as I sip first coffee. Kegsbreath and Caine on telly. SOH now open. Iran will never hold the world to Ransome blah blah.

Have a look on CNN. Headline is :

"Trump to pause US effort to guide ships through Strait of Hormuz while blockade remains

• Status of the war: President Donald Trump said the US will pause “Project Freedom,” a naval effort aimed at guiding commercial vessels through the Strait of Hormuz, to see whether a deal with Iran can be finalized. Just hours earlier, Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Operation Epic Fury — launched in February against Iran — has ended, and the US was focused on Project Freedom."

Is that a time zone/ time delay/passing of time thing... or is Turd just on a totally different planet doing his own thing ?

So it's all over ? No, cos still blockade. Huh ?

Sort of ?

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 02:07

Ahh wait.. halfway through coffee now, bleary eyes sort of focusing, and ... per CNN.

Based on the request of Pakistan and other Countries, the tremendous Military Success that we have had during the Campaign against the Country of Iran and, additionally, the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement with Representatives of Iran, we have mutually agreed that, while the Blockade will remain in full force and effect, Project Freedom (The Movement of Ships through the Strait of Hormuz) will be paused for a short period of time to see whether or not the Agreement can be finalized and signed,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

The operation, which Trump had announced Sunday evening, took effect Monday. Soon after, the US and Iranian militaries traded shots and accusations, raising questions about the fragile ceasefire.

But Trump administration officials insisted on Tuesday the ceasefire wasn’t over and spent the day touting the new operation to guide ships through the strait.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio — who said combat operations launched against Iran in February had concluded — told reporters at the White House that the US was focused on the new operation, which he described as the “first step” toward fully reopening the critical waterway.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said at a morning briefing that the effort was “separate and distinct” from the ongoing military operation in the region.
“Project Freedom is defensive in nature, focused in scope and temporary in duration, with one mission: Protecting innocent commercial shipping from Iranian aggression,” he said.

Are they all saying different thing ? While Iran says nothing.

BruceAndNosh · 06/05/2026 02:12

I'm convinced Trump has random "policy" terms written on pieces of paper and he pulls the Decision of the Day out when he gets bored.
Blockade on /off. SOH open/shut. Talks promising /hopeless.

Trouble is, no one has ever said no to him. He has no idea of compromise as he has always bullied his way through. So his idea of negotiation is him getting everything he wantsm

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 02:56

BruceAndNosh · 06/05/2026 02:12

I'm convinced Trump has random "policy" terms written on pieces of paper and he pulls the Decision of the Day out when he gets bored.
Blockade on /off. SOH open/shut. Talks promising /hopeless.

Trouble is, no one has ever said no to him. He has no idea of compromise as he has always bullied his way through. So his idea of negotiation is him getting everything he wantsm

That makes sense. Yes. I see what you mean.

And they are all sycophants. So they do all the logical twists needed to justify dear leader. What they really need to do is stand in front of him and say.... " You are a fucking nutter" and throw their ID badge on his desk.

" Don't bother firing me, I quit".

logicisall · 06/05/2026 06:09

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 02:07

Ahh wait.. halfway through coffee now, bleary eyes sort of focusing, and ... per CNN.

Based on the request of Pakistan and other Countries, the tremendous Military Success that we have had during the Campaign against the Country of Iran and, additionally, the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement with Representatives of Iran, we have mutually agreed that, while the Blockade will remain in full force and effect, Project Freedom (The Movement of Ships through the Strait of Hormuz) will be paused for a short period of time to see whether or not the Agreement can be finalized and signed,” Trump wrote on Truth Social.

The operation, which Trump had announced Sunday evening, took effect Monday. Soon after, the US and Iranian militaries traded shots and accusations, raising questions about the fragile ceasefire.

But Trump administration officials insisted on Tuesday the ceasefire wasn’t over and spent the day touting the new operation to guide ships through the strait.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio — who said combat operations launched against Iran in February had concluded — told reporters at the White House that the US was focused on the new operation, which he described as the “first step” toward fully reopening the critical waterway.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said at a morning briefing that the effort was “separate and distinct” from the ongoing military operation in the region.
“Project Freedom is defensive in nature, focused in scope and temporary in duration, with one mission: Protecting innocent commercial shipping from Iranian aggression,” he said.

Are they all saying different thing ? While Iran says nothing.

BINGO!

logicisall · 06/05/2026 06:20

That bit posted earlier about Iran's transit permit is important. It told me volumes about the current state of play. Throw in the telling comment that there is no military solution to a political problem and we all know that the SoH is only open when Iran says it is.
That comment was aimed squarely at any sane bodies still around in the WH.

MushMonster · 06/05/2026 06:45

Can US just pack it and go home? They won! Let's leave it at that. They won back in February.
We can send King Charles to whisper it on Trump's ear. Or shout it loudly in the Congress.
Just leave.

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 06:58

MushMonster · 06/05/2026 06:45

Can US just pack it and go home? They won! Let's leave it at that. They won back in February.
We can send King Charles to whisper it on Trump's ear. Or shout it loudly in the Congress.
Just leave.

Well, Sky news is reporting that the 2 US ships that went through had US military on them, and that they were attacked with Missiles, drones and small boats.

None of that was in the Kegsbreath news conference.

It really is becoming a waste of time even following the story, because nobody is telling the truth.

The US really should just piss off and leave the world to it.

MushMonster · 06/05/2026 07:31

Indeed, they are not telling anything near the truth. It is not even by country, but by news outlet. And it changes by the minute. And makes no sense.
They are just there, for no reason.
This war has achieved big fat nothing, yet destroyed everything, from bridges to the international order, including Trump and his boys having a public confrontation with the Pope???????..... you cannot make this shit up!

Hyssops · 06/05/2026 07:32

If the US just leaves, what happens with the SoH? Iran can do as they wish. Surely that's not viable either.

How can the US be so dumb. One press conference saying the US has formed a dome of protection and the strait is open and 2 minutes later....err no actually.

DOES ANYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE A BRAIN FFS?

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 07:33

Ball(s)room.

It looks like Turd has been telling porkies. Imagine that. Who would have thought it.

"The big news Monday was that the Republican-controlled Senate Judiciary Committee has requested $1 billion in funding that could go to security related to the $400 million ballroom."

The White House ballroom: Taxpayer money could go toward security related to the project | CNN Politics

"From the beginning of this now-nine-month process, Trump has emphasized it would involve no taxpayer money — only funds from donors and himself.
“I’m paying for it; the country’s not,” Trump said in September.
He added in October that it would be paid for “100% by me and some friends of mine.”

In December he said it would be “free of charge.”

In February he cited “no charge to the taxpayer whatsoever.
And in March he said it would involve “zero taxpayer dollars.”"

Analysis: Trump’s ballroom is becoming a political boondoggle | CNN Politics

For months, President Donald Trump has criticized Jerome Powell over the Fed’s renovations costs. But the price of his ballroom has also ballooned substantially.

https://us.cnn.com/2026/05/05/politics/white-house-ballroom-taxpayers

logicisall · 06/05/2026 07:36

It really is becoming a waste of time even following the story, because nobody is telling the truth.

I came to the same conclusion on Monday. <sigh>

RedTagAlan · 06/05/2026 07:39

Hyssops · 06/05/2026 07:32

If the US just leaves, what happens with the SoH? Iran can do as they wish. Surely that's not viable either.

How can the US be so dumb. One press conference saying the US has formed a dome of protection and the strait is open and 2 minutes later....err no actually.

DOES ANYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE A BRAIN FFS?

I suppose if the US leaves, then the SoH can go back to what it was before. Just the matter of the couple of billions of damages done to Iran and the area.

The $25 billion of US money blown up ? No idea. Just divert US tax money to that.

The thousands of dead ? Who knows.

They can just put oil prices up a bit to pay for it all.

MushMonster · 06/05/2026 07:39

Hyssops · 06/05/2026 07:32

If the US just leaves, what happens with the SoH? Iran can do as they wish. Surely that's not viable either.

How can the US be so dumb. One press conference saying the US has formed a dome of protection and the strait is open and 2 minutes later....err no actually.

DOES ANYONE IN THE WHITE HOUSE HAVE A BRAIN FFS?

The only problem with the SoH is Trump's ships! The SoH had been perfectly fine for milennia before US arrived there.
Did you not follow this from the beginning? At least from February?

logicisall · 06/05/2026 07:40

If the US just leaves, what happens with the SoH? Iran can do as they wish. Surely that's not viable either.

Why not? It wasn't a problem before the war. The only difference now is that they've said no US ships.
Translation - FAFO America!

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