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Schrödinger's Strait - Trump Thread #162A

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Spandauer · 19/04/2026 14:58

The Strait of Schrödinger remains open and closed, safe and dangerous, insurable and uninsurable, blockaded and free.

"You put your tanker in, you put your tanker out
In, out, in, out, you sail it all about
You do the Straits of Hormuz and you turn around
That’s what it’s all about!"

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Got overwhelmed by the 🍊💩's idiot fuckery last time and missed out thread #161 so have designated this one as fake #162...A

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PickAChew · 20/04/2026 08:08

JoshLymanSwagger · 20/04/2026 08:00

Imagine being the poor bastard who has to tell Donny Bonespurs that 2/3 of Americans can't abide him, and think he's shit at his job...💐

Pah. Fake news.

RedTagAlan · 20/04/2026 08:08

And now, just as Trump is about to do his Bible stuff, he has a photograph all over the news of an Israeli soldier knocking the head off Jesus with a sledge hammer.

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MushMonster · 20/04/2026 08:28

Apparently said picture has been verified as real.....
Is anyone going to point out that to Trump?

Another big day: Starmer is in trouble (though it all sounds very dodgy, as that Mandelson had not MI6 clearance had already been published twice before this month...), Trump is back to threatening power plants and hell, the "ceasefire" (real name- lessfire) is about to end and showing serious crumbling signs, and Iran may not attend this round of talks.....
We are getting to the end of the second month of this war. Next month reserves would actually drain out. The economic war will get to a full on crisis, with power cuts and hungry people in more countries than we think. The international meetings about turning away from US are multiplying. And they are not gentle to the US. Also, completely irreversible. US has commited full on international stand suicide by now, at the hands of Trump. Nothing will ever be the same with transatlantic relations. Ever.
If the warring parties insist in continuing this any longer and it gets into May, they are going to have the full on wrath of the world poured onto them.
Lammy has just come back saying that all US government seems fully aware of the finantial implications of this war.... yet, they do carry on. They are beyond stupid!

boatyardblues · 20/04/2026 08:47

I’m the left behind soldier trailing the main battalion, arriving every time at a deserted camp with warm embers in the campfire. You’re already 4 pages ahead. I aspire to catch up.

Thank you for the new thread. 🙏

DerangedTrump · 20/04/2026 08:48

It's awful. I feel sorry for my son. The cost of living was bad enough but now this. On the other hand I don't think the situation with the rest of the world and the US is irreversible if they come to their senses and vote the tossers out. But who knows. I still can't get my head around how they went from Obama to Trump

DancingFerret · 20/04/2026 09:23

DerangedTrump · 20/04/2026 08:48

It's awful. I feel sorry for my son. The cost of living was bad enough but now this. On the other hand I don't think the situation with the rest of the world and the US is irreversible if they come to their senses and vote the tossers out. But who knows. I still can't get my head around how they went from Obama to Trump

As it stands, there doesn't seem to be a legal mechanism to get rid of Trump any time soon - a lunatic protected by democracy.

logicisall · 20/04/2026 09:25

Now the US is accused of international piracy.

A similar accusation was made when they seized two Vz tankers full of oil. There were no repercussions.

US and Iranian lawyers busy re-looking up the definition of 'war'. Must war be declared for it to be legally a war, or does the 'if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck' test hold in law. 🤔

Iran is not Vz, so I'm expecting both a legal and a military response.
Off to check legal jurisdiction etc

DuncinToffee · 20/04/2026 09:25

Morning all, having a Brew to catch up

logicisall · 20/04/2026 09:25

For anyone interested.

It must be emphasized that should the law of naval warfare and the law of the sea rules conflict, the former prevails as lex specialis (the principle that the more specific body of law prevails)

https://www.justsecurity.org/133999/law-naval-warfare-iran-war/

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 20/04/2026 09:35

DancingFerret · 20/04/2026 09:23

As it stands, there doesn't seem to be a legal mechanism to get rid of Trump any time soon - a lunatic protected by democracy.

Agreed, but I don’t get it, if he has single-footedly trampled all over the US Constitution, and done away with all the famous “checks and balances”, with the aim of turning it into a hereditary dictatorship, why can’t others band together and decide to ignore it in the same way he has done? What am I missing here? Am I that stupid?

DerangedTrump · 20/04/2026 09:40

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 20/04/2026 09:35

Agreed, but I don’t get it, if he has single-footedly trampled all over the US Constitution, and done away with all the famous “checks and balances”, with the aim of turning it into a hereditary dictatorship, why can’t others band together and decide to ignore it in the same way he has done? What am I missing here? Am I that stupid?

I'm worried there are Trump jnr's just waiting in the wings.

I'm going to have to take a break from the news, social media etc. The helplessness I feel and incandescent rage is not good for me. I'm deleting apps and blocking websites. I guess I'll know the shit is still hitting the fan when I fill up my car next and it's £2 + a litre but I need to stop reading about it.

God help us all....I'm an atheist but hey, I'm desperate!

logicisall · 20/04/2026 10:09

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 20/04/2026 09:35

Agreed, but I don’t get it, if he has single-footedly trampled all over the US Constitution, and done away with all the famous “checks and balances”, with the aim of turning it into a hereditary dictatorship, why can’t others band together and decide to ignore it in the same way he has done? What am I missing here? Am I that stupid?

Pete Buttigieg gave his answer in the video posted earlier.
The strange phenomenon of Republicans who were retiring, suddenly getting a conscience and voting with Democrats against Trump. Plus threats to their physical health/life. Self before service generally neutralises US checks and balance.
Bring on the midterms!

Vinividivici · 20/04/2026 10:10

Hi

Wipeywipey · 20/04/2026 10:12

Checking in, thanks for the thread.
Maybe DJT gaming the markets via warfare and threats can be used to oust?

DuncinToffee · 20/04/2026 10:32

I think it is a lot more than 'suspicions'

The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cge0grppe3po

Throughout US President Donald Trump's second term in office, traders have been betting millions of dollars just before he makes major announcements.
The BBC has examined trade volume data on several financial markets and matched them to some of the president's most significant market-moving statements.
It found a consistent pattern of spikes just hours, or sometimes minutes, before a social media post or media interview was made public.
Some analysts say it bears the hallmarks of illegal insider trading, whereby bets are made by people based on information that is not available to the general public.
Others say the picture is more complicated and that some traders have become more adept at anticipating the president's interventions.

Wipeywipey · 20/04/2026 10:35

It is obvious when you see his rambles. The only way US would be letting this happen on a global stage is someone high up has fingers in pies and doesn't care about the global opinion of US. My (less substantial) money is on a Russia and China collab, although the middlemen above DJT probably haven't figured that out yet while they pull up their chairs.

JoshLymanSwagger · 20/04/2026 10:54

RedTagAlan · 20/04/2026 08:15

The Jesus photo is here. Wonder what Paula White will say.

IDF condemns soldier pictured hitting statue of Jesus (rte.ie)

Yeah. I read that earlier on AP.
Not sure how he can sell that to the Faithful MAGA...

TheDelcosArabiaNSoul · 20/04/2026 10:55

@DuncinToffee I think the spike in bets on oil is more than coincedence .
Trump is an out and out gangster.

JoshLymanSwagger · 20/04/2026 11:04

logicisall · 20/04/2026 09:25

For anyone interested.

It must be emphasized that should the law of naval warfare and the law of the sea rules conflict, the former prevails as lex specialis (the principle that the more specific body of law prevails)

https://www.justsecurity.org/133999/law-naval-warfare-iran-war/

Edited

To quote my namesake (West Wing S4 Ep 21 Life On Mars)

"I don't practice law. I help write the laws, I write the laws, I make the laws, I AM THE LAW."

🤷🏻‍♀️ He's got c1000 days left to fuck over every living soul and those yet to be born. Don't for one second think he won't.

Despicable 🍊💩

mantez · 20/04/2026 11:08

He got away with it all so far. His confidence in his actions are unchecked, so I (like so many others) am terrified of what he will do next.

It has to be one of the most bizarre episodes in a first world democracy. That is terrifying.

MineThineYom · 20/04/2026 11:35

JoshLymanSwagger · 20/04/2026 08:00

Imagine being the poor bastard who has to tell Donny Bonespurs that 2/3 of Americans can't abide him, and think he's shit at his job...💐

Maybe they could just let it ride and eventually trump will have his "Ceaușescu moment" ?

Jaichangecentfoisdenom · 20/04/2026 11:50

MineThineYom · 20/04/2026 11:35

Maybe they could just let it ride and eventually trump will have his "Ceaușescu moment" ?

I’d like to imagine Melania being rounded up as an illegal immigrant, to be imprisoned for ever in an unknown holding cell by ICE, and DT being shot and killed as he tried to protest against her being taken away. But that would never happen, DT would never intervene to save someone else’s skin.

DancingFerret · 20/04/2026 12:22

In a nutshell, then, the orange loon stole Vz's oil and attacked Iran with the sole purpose of enriching his family, friends, and himself.

It was all about insider trading and making a quick buck. Is that right?