Look, you are all failing. Tonight I had a massive salad in terms of calories and volume. It was a chicken doner kebab and fries salad. I meant to take a photo but half of you would have heaved and the other half been too jealous for words.
white cabbage, red cabbage, onions, lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber and then doner meat, fries and the perfect dressing, burger sauce. No pita and it was eaten with cutlery.