Is this a Massive Salad..?

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I would say not.

Jolly nice though 👍

Well never did I see anywhere that a salad could be too big <shakes head>

I'd fan myself with a lettuce leaf in shock but I ate the last one for lunch.

Definitely not!
it’s salad, hardly any calories in the actual salad, calories will be in the cheese & pesto
i love a bit salad but I don’t have anything else with it only lettuce tomato cucumber red onion peppers beetroot gherkins and sometimes sweetcorn

it might be massive but is it mahoosive?

Looks like lunch. Not massive but OK with the crisps. Too much pesto for my taste unless there's a ton of pasta under the leaves to soak it up?

I did think it was broccoli at first, Sometimes do a salad of lightly cooked broccoli, sliced avocado, red peppers and French dressing. Not by itself though - needs a jacket spud or similar for substance.

Fish pie... 😋

Beetroot! But that's basically all sugar. Dread to think how many calories in it! (and what it will do to your blood sugar levels.) Ought to be bannned by the sugar police.😝

It isn't far off, but as long as you atone for your sins by whispering three Hail Mumsnets before you go to bed tonight you should be okay.

Surely a MN massive salad fills a tiny tapas type side bowl? One lettuce leaf, one cherry tomatoe, a slice of cucumber and your full and bloated all day after? With enough left over to feed your teens?

I'd happily eat multiple containers 😆

Yes massive salad, but where are the picky bits and naice ham?

Yes normal size salad but massive splodge of pesto.

Should have had some pombears with jt and then it would have been hilarious.

I wouldn't call that a massive salad.

Ooh, you didn't eat all that to yourself, did you? I couldn't manage all that, it would do me and DH for breakfast, lunch and dinner, today and tomorrow, at least.

Good I hope you really enjoyed it! Not massive, normal size

But no fish fingers?

I was squinting at the green stuff wondering if it was broccoli or kale
Excellent choice

A local pizza place does one with pesto instead of tomato sauce, it's delicious but good lord the grease level 😳

I hope you inhaled it

Ha exactly. Food innit

It depends. How many people do you need it to serve?

Sorry it looks a bit of a mess to me. Not aesthetically pleasing. But i really don’t like broccoli so maybe that’s put me off.

I had bed of lambs lettuce. With stir fried lamb steak pak Choi, garlic ginger chilli. With Caesar salad and balsamic vinegar dressing. Now that was delicious.

No.

A quarter? 24 hours?! You glutton!

A mere forkful and a half of that massive salad would sustain me for a least a fortnight.

Etc...

That and a roast chicken could have fed a family with three growing teenage boys for a week!!!!

Looks big to me, not sure if "massive" exactly, I could probably finish it all.