Is this a Massive Salad..?

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I would say not.

Jolly nice though 👍

I thought it was broccoli too. Looks lovely, quite filling I would think with what looks like a lot of feta cheese and with the pesto probably higher in calories than it looks but healthy enough. I hope you enjoyed it

It would take my 82 strapping 6-foot rugby playing sons a week to eat all of that!

Medium salad. Give your head a wobble.

Just to redress the competitive underrating with some competitive overeating:

I could eat three of those and have room for more.

Of course it's not too big I eat that amount of salad most days it's healthy..you're looking after yourself op

Ridiculous! That would feed me, DH who cycles 17 times a day, and my 2 strapping 6'5" rugby playing teenage sons for 2 days!

It’s a massive amount of pesto, if that helps?

Not massive but looks good. I wondered what the green slime was! I would have eaten those shoots as well.

It is a large salad.

<bangs gavel>😁

Come on now, you haven’t told us that you are a normal / healthy / small / slim weight and done a tinkly laugh about how you always eat massive portions but remain a respectable size 6.

That is a main meal type salad. It looks very nice!!

I thought it was broccoli too 🤣 thought, I've never seen broccoli on a salad, I might give it a go.

No, it’s tiny but too big for me, I’d rather have a chip butty.

I also had a grab bag of crisps and 2 Quality Street if that helps at all..?

We need to know what crisps before we judge.

All rugby players….

These really middle class poncey ones

It's a main course salad but looking at the size of the container in comparison with the length of the fork, I wouldn't classify it as a Massive Salad.

I expect there are lots of Mumsnetters who will pop up to say they couldn't possibly manage that and that something on it is 'too rich', and will come up with an estimated calorie count for you without you having asked for one, and will give you some unsolicited opinions on how you could make it 'healthier', though.

I had a ham, Emmenthal, pickled vegetable and mustard mayo focaccia sandwich from a local bakery near us that does a daily sarnie using its own fresh baked bread. That definitely was massive; it barely fitted on to my plate. I still shared one of their fresh-baked Italian fennel sausage rolls with DP as well though.

Dunno but why is it covered in snot and slime?

Looks lush

I assumed that was broccoli but I went in for a close up when I saw the poster above say it was covered in snot. What is the green sauce?
I love anything that looks that fresh and interesting

Could do with a few chips on the side

Nah, Quavers/Wotsits or nothing. I'm definitely judging your lunch now.

I feel so judged 😔

That's an enormous salad. Also is it in a styrofoam box? I can't believe you are having a side helping of microplastics in your meal. I personally only eat my meals from saucers made out of porcelain it helps to avoid both gorging myself and microplastics. HTH