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Is this a Massive Salad..?

165 replies

DaisyMayBojangles · 06/02/2026 12:44

I would say not.

Jolly nice though 👍

Is this a Massive Salad..?
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HollyhockDays · 06/02/2026 12:46

To me that is a massive salad!

CatherinedeBourgh · 06/02/2026 12:47

No, but it's a nice big salad.

TheLightSideOfTheMoon · 06/02/2026 12:47

I have no idea, but surely a ‘massive’ salad is good for you?

If some vegetables are healthy then more must be healthier.

princesspadam · 06/02/2026 12:47

But would it fill 3 teens for a week all at least 6ft 🤣

BendSinister · 06/02/2026 12:48

CatherinedeBourgh · 06/02/2026 12:47

No, but it's a nice big salad.

But is it too big for Mrs Collins’ family?

(Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

WhatYouWearing · 06/02/2026 12:49

If someone said ‘god, I can’t believe you’re going to eat all that massive salad’ in a snarky way then no, it’s not

OrangeCrushes · 06/02/2026 12:54

No.

GarlicBound · 06/02/2026 12:54

Oooh, that salad's so massive, I'd be stuffed after eating a quarter of it! I wouldn't be able to touch another morsel for at least 24 hours. Don't say you ate it all, OP?! Are you very fat greedy active?

😏

TheActualQueen · 06/02/2026 12:55

Looks yummy. but could be bigger!

Terriblytwee · 06/02/2026 12:56

Fair to middling and it looks delicious

TheTortiePuffinNeedsHerBreakfast · 06/02/2026 12:59

I have always imagined the MN Massive Salad to be in an enormous bowl and have those wooden salad servers poking out of the top. Yours looks nice 😁

Funnywonder · 06/02/2026 12:59

Not massive enough IMHO😃

DaisyMayBojangles · 06/02/2026 12:59

buuuuuuurp!

#gorged

Is this a Massive Salad..?
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Christmasinmecar · 06/02/2026 13:01

GarlicBound · 06/02/2026 12:54

Oooh, that salad's so massive, I'd be stuffed after eating a quarter of it! I wouldn't be able to touch another morsel for at least 24 hours. Don't say you ate it all, OP?! Are you very fat greedy active?

😏

Only on MN does one tiny lettuce leaf fill up an adult woman who hasn't eaten for 24 hours.😁

FairKoala · 06/02/2026 13:02

Take out the broccoli and it looks tiny

DaisyMayBojangles · 06/02/2026 13:03

No broccoli in there mate.. that’s pesto

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TheClangyClunk · 06/02/2026 13:13

Did you...
a) wolf it down
b) gobble it
c) stuff it into your mouth

havingoneofthosedays · 06/02/2026 13:15

princesspadam · 06/02/2026 12:47

But would it fill 3 teens for a week all at least 6ft 🤣

With hollow legs

Frikadelle · 06/02/2026 13:16

Not massive but looks delicious

Sellseashells · 06/02/2026 13:23

That looks wonderfully big but not massive. I've been known to make bigger 😋

Is it rude to ask where you bought it and how much it was?

PsychoHotSauce · 06/02/2026 13:27

TheClangyClunk · 06/02/2026 13:13

Did you...
a) wolf it down
b) gobble it
c) stuff it into your mouth

You forgot 'shovel'!!

CandiedPrincess · 06/02/2026 13:34

I mean, it is quite a sizeable salad for lunch but....it's salad. No harm, no foul.

DaisyMayBojangles · 06/02/2026 13:41

@TheClangyClunk I stuffed it down with gay abandon!

it’s from a local cafe.. it’s not cheap but I’m worth it 💃

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beasmithwentworth · 06/02/2026 13:43

Imagine if you added some MN chicken slices onto it. You and your family could dine on that salad for a month.

WallaceinAnderland · 06/02/2026 13:53

No harm, no foul

No ham no fowl