Blackmail, Bluster and Batshit Bonkers - Trump Thread #153

[Spandauer]

Enough already.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5472639-who-are-they-kidding-its-oil-oil-oil-baby-trump-thread-152

Checking in so I don’t lose you all.

Placemarking for later

Is today the day world leaders line up on opposite sides for a verbal punch-up?
My money's on team Carney/Macron. Let it be so!

Checking in, goodness knows what’s going to happen on this thread, could be all out war or could be a series of massive TACOs, 🍸🍹all round!

PMK. I’ve had a massive crush on Mark Carney for years.

I'm ready.

I gave up on President Trump’s speech last night.
I think I heard about 30 minutes of it and it was so rambling. I missed anything to do with Greenland.
I wonder if he’ll be the same today , or be told to keep it short ? Will it be a bit of a stand off? Will the other leaders refuse to listen ?

Mark Carney was always impressive as the Governor of the Bank of England and during Covid times.

BBC News gave up on Trump's speech last night! He threw his script away and rambled on.

Carney's speech this morning was excellent. I am at work so have no idea whether Donald has even rocked up yet.

Thank you @Spandauer

I have a crush on Carney too... I've always gone for men with big brains, I think he has one 😃

Well for some of the stuff about Greenland he said "Iceland". So it was easy to miss!

all round.

And there's on the side; I think we may need it!

Definitely a day. 😬

Oh and my money's on lots of sound and thunder signifying nothing from the Trump administration about Greenland, followed by quietly TACOing out.

Although Trump's the sort who'd deliberately run over the cat on his way out, so probably something like that too.

This makes up my very favourite team - for reasons that do include their political approach of course.
Shallow yes - but I keep checking on myself to make sure I’m not ever as shallow as the orange one.

He needs the dead cats 😞
There are shocking rumours about what he’s hiding in the Epstein files - but I know we’ve seen unfounded rumours on all sorts of things so …

<enters thread with drinks trolley and food>
🍷🍸🍹🍺🥂🥃🍻☕🧊🥤🍿🍕🍔🌭🍟 and 🍊🌮

You just know whoever the poor bastards are at Andrews who were prepping AF1 are going to be fired because 🍊🌮 arrived in the US equivalent of a Cessna.

@JoshLymanSwagger I've got my own grub but you can pour me a VERY large gin please, and thank you!

Love the dish!

He's on! (On about Biden already...)

He sounds ill. 😁

Is it a repeat of his UN address ?

Thankfully Im about to go into a meeting.
God I hope they slow handclap him at the end.
Any chance of Oscars walk off music if he exceeds 30 mnutes?

I have it on mute, let me know what the audience reaction is, thanks

I hope the whole audience is sitting there with arms crossed and sullen looks.

Is it his mate Farage telling him about the no go London?