Blackmail, Bluster and Batshit Bonkers - Trump Thread #153

[Spandauer]

Enough already.

Previous thread:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5472639-who-are-they-kidding-its-oil-oil-oil-baby-trump-thread-152

Hi! Thanks for the new thread.

Ja.

Oh God. I've only had it on for 2 minutes now and I'm already facepalming.

I mean I knew it’d be another level, but my jaw is on the floor. Why are people sitting there?! Are they making notes to eviscerate his statements?

It’s both terrifying and hilarious. Surely everyone needs to stop pandering to him now?!

This is actually bonkers.

100% Scottish.. 100% German.

Oh.. battleships now.

Thank you for the new thread, @Spandauer. How I hope this will be one of the last, but I fear he has super-powers as far as not letting go of the presidency is concerned.

Thank you everyone else for the excellent running commentary on his speech, I refuse to watch or listen to this shower of shit but with you lot, it’s as if I was in the room at Davos! I am hoping they all walk out. Or someone takes him away to a sanitarium in a strait-jacket. Or, my least favourite option, they give him a slow-handclap instead of an ovation at the end. Or just greet him with silence.

Ooh, are you doing something like the picture in Carry on Henry?

Donald is a shi

ning example to one and all

I can't cross stitch at the mo, I've buggered up my shoulder so it hurts to sew. 😢

Bigliest bestest beeyotifullest battleships

Wait. Did he just say he 'wouldn't use force' if the US 'gets' Greenland?

Can we all say Sudetenland?

FWIW from the last thread I don't think Gavin is asking for World leaders to solve our problem. He's warning them not to make the mistake we made.

This is exactly what I cannot understand, @ZoeHS - he’s shown his true colours a long time ago, why on earth are they still pandering to his nonsense?

He is going to negotiate for Greenland instead of taking it by force, phew. If only he wasn't a liar

🤣 imagine.

If it wasn’t 2 in the afternoon and I have the school run soon, I’d crack open a wine and take a drink every time he says “big, beautiful…”

Please don't watch yet. Don't spoil your day.

You need something stronger than covfefe.

100 x more powerful battleships.

We saved Eruope from Russia. And all we want in return is Greenland. We want the tiitle deeds.

Imagine it, thats where all the fighting will be, on that sheet of ICE. Missiles flying over, We will be defending Canada. Remember that Mark, next time you say anything.

I've been on a zoom. Thank you all for watching so I don't have to. You're doing the Lord's work.

Whisky please.

Haha, no, but DH did get me a kit saying "A wise woman once said, Fuck This Shit". It would have been quite apt.

Ive Just started watching. I don't know how the fuck thy are still sat in that hall.
"All we want is Greenland" Denmark should just give it to us.
Canada wouldn't be there if not for America.
Bl9wing his own trumpet about the illegal shit hes pulled.

Wtaf.

He is so full of shit.

Fucks sake, someone tell him to fuck off.

In my imagination the audience starts to quietly whistle the Col Bogie March then a rising crescendo as they one by one, then two by two, three by three, start marching out.

Ooh. Golden Dome. Lucky us. Everybody says so. NATO never done anything for USA!!!! AGH!!! Glad am not in the room.

placemarking

You'd be wrecked in 20 minutes.

They want me to save Ukraine. And all I want is a piece of ice.

Joining in to agree that man is either completely mad or must be in the first stages of dementia

Don's gone to Iceland again.

🤣🤣🤣

I am only continuing to listen to this absolute DRIVEL because I’m desperate to see the reaction of the room.