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PickAChew · 21/01/2026 13:50

I'm only watch g because I'm waiting for him to keel over.

BruceAndNosh · 21/01/2026 13:50

They should have a fact checker blowing a klaxon every time he lies.
It would sound like a football final. HONK HONK HONK

PickAChew · 21/01/2026 13:51

"sleepy Joe Biden" <dab>

Errolwasahero · 21/01/2026 13:52

Whoops went to the loo 😅. To answer the question to me in the previous thread, I meant TRIP UK. I love RS!

Errolwasahero · 21/01/2026 13:55

Fuck me I wish they’d all just walk out.

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 13:55

I wonder what Melania is doing while he's away.

I really hope she's working her way through a load of 💂🏻‍♂️

PickAChew · 21/01/2026 13:55

WINDMILLS!

DuncinToffee · 21/01/2026 13:55

He really hates Europe

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 13:58

DuncinToffee · 21/01/2026 13:55

He really hates Europe

And windmills, apparently.

MrTwisterHasABlister · 21/01/2026 13:59

This is extraordinary. The ramblings of a very very very strange kind.

RedTagAlan · 21/01/2026 13:59

He is now saying US petrol is at $1.95. It was $1.99 yesterday. The $1.99 yesterday was a lie.

Nuclear energy will take 3 weeks. Windmills bad. Windmills bad.

North sea has 500 years of oil. Britain sitting on it wont use it. Windmills. Losers. China makes all the windmills, but China has no windfarms. China has windfarms but they dont spin. China is friendly with me. Windmills kill birds..

Lower birthrates ( cos windmills I think.

Gosh

PickAChew · 21/01/2026 14:00

DuncinToffee · 21/01/2026 13:55

He really hates Europe

Turn up on a continent and tell them they are stupid people. The time for placating is over.

DuncinToffee · 21/01/2026 14:02

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 13:58

And windmills, apparently.

There are quite a few Dutch quotes about windmills and idiots

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 14:03

Has anyone told him that Greenland isn't actually Green?

I mean, he got it mixed up with a purveyor of frozen food yesterday.

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 14:04

i've decended to shouting at the telly...

DH said "You're not arguing with stupid, are you babe?"

🤦🏻‍♀️

RedTagAlan · 21/01/2026 14:04

Greenland. I have respect for them, but only America has the power.
Germany beat Denmark in WW2. America saved them. USA freed greenland at massive expense. Kept the germans out. USA won the war. If not for us you would be speaking german and japanese. All so ungrateful.

But USA gave it back, so much rare earth. But we dont need that. It's part of north America. So its ours. We should have kept it after WW2.

DuncinToffee · 21/01/2026 14:05

“It’s our territory”.

on Greenland

countrygirl99 · 21/01/2026 14:06

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 14:03

Has anyone told him that Greenland isn't actually Green?

I mean, he got it mixed up with a purveyor of frozen food yesterday.

Perhaps if they changed the name of the frozen food purveyor to Greenland he just bought that he'd be fooled. (Desperation kicking in!)

DuncinToffee · 21/01/2026 14:06

"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.

PickAChew · 21/01/2026 14:07

I'm embroidering while he drones on. It's a great effort not to stab my needle into my ipad.

Lalgarh · 21/01/2026 14:07

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 13:41

He sounds ill. 😁

Stop threatening us with a good time

RedTagAlan · 21/01/2026 14:08

We give so much but get so little in return.

No NATO if not for me.

Giant ocean.

Rigged election

I won all 7 swing states, but only get bad press.

Open border. Putin would not have invaded if election not rigged.

AcrossthePond55 · 21/01/2026 14:08

6 am here. Just woke up and made myself a very large coffee.

I guess I'll tune in to CNN now. Sigh

Lalgarh · 21/01/2026 14:09

I've just learned a FANTASTIC factoid but I'll wait till the rambling is over

JoshLymanSwagger · 21/01/2026 14:09

RedTagAlan · 21/01/2026 14:04

Greenland. I have respect for them, but only America has the power.
Germany beat Denmark in WW2. America saved them. USA freed greenland at massive expense. Kept the germans out. USA won the war. If not for us you would be speaking german and japanese. All so ungrateful.

But USA gave it back, so much rare earth. But we dont need that. It's part of north America. So its ours. We should have kept it after WW2.

Yep, and his Mother was Scottish and his Dad was German.

How come he hasn't been ICEd?

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