Talking about eggs,
I've been running like a blue-arsed fly all day long.
Walked the bloody dogs, went to work, walked the bloody dogs again and managed just now to have some fried eggs and tea. Then off to work again.
Where did it go wrong? I keep looking at the bloody idiot dogs and keep thinking maybe I should have had cats instead?
Then I would have been happy to listed to the nonsense du jour and cheer for Starmer?
I blame the dogs.