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It’s my birthday. I want Black Forest Gateau.

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Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:01

I want rich dark chocolate sponge. I want cherries soaked in kirsch. I want proper whipped cream.

Where can I buy such a dream concoction? Supermarket versions are lightweight.

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NotARealWookiie · 06/09/2025 15:02

Cheeky flight to Germany?

MrsTerryPratchett · 06/09/2025 15:03

I LOVE them. I make DD bake!

YanTanTetheraPetheraBumfitt · 06/09/2025 15:05

Oh it’s my favourite cake/pudding ever. Waitrose do/did a nice one. You don’t see it on menus as much as you used to.

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:05

MrsTerryPratchett · 06/09/2025 15:03

I LOVE them. I make DD bake!

Where do you get your cherries? I bought some M&S “cherries soaked in kirsch” which was a lie.

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intrepidpanda · 06/09/2025 15:07

Proper cake shop?

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:07

I mean, it IS my birthday so I want that tart sweet alcohol hit nestled against the rich dark unctuousness of the chocolate.

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SockFluffInTheBath · 06/09/2025 15:07

M&S used to do a decent one in the chilled section. They don’t seem to have it anymore but the frozen one might be worth a punt? You could wallop some cream on top…
https://www.marksandspencer.com/food/black-forest-iced-gateau/p/fdp60573167

If you find a good one please report back.

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:08

intrepidpanda · 06/09/2025 15:07

Proper cake shop?

I can get any old light sponge cherry jam cream version. But I want riches.

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Topbird29 · 06/09/2025 15:09

Patisserie Valerie do a black forest gateaux that you can buy in slices- not sure it includes kirsch soaked cherries though. But it is nice!

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:09

SockFluffInTheBath · 06/09/2025 15:07

M&S used to do a decent one in the chilled section. They don’t seem to have it anymore but the frozen one might be worth a punt? You could wallop some cream on top…
https://www.marksandspencer.com/food/black-forest-iced-gateau/p/fdp60573167

If you find a good one please report back.

That is an adulteration. How very dare M&S!

Has anyone had the Patisserie Valerie one?

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Topbird29 · 06/09/2025 15:09

And happy birthday 🎂

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:10

Topbird29 · 06/09/2025 15:09

Patisserie Valerie do a black forest gateaux that you can buy in slices- not sure it includes kirsch soaked cherries though. But it is nice!

Cross post! Is it rich and cherryly?

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tothelefttotheleft · 06/09/2025 15:11

@Blimeyorange

Iceland sell it.

It’s my birthday. I want Black Forest Gateau.
YanTanTetheraPetheraBumfitt · 06/09/2025 15:11

I’ve had the PV one years ago and it was nice. Saying that I loved a Sarah Lee BF gateau back in the day so not sure I’m a connoisseur 😂

Topbird29 · 06/09/2025 15:11

Think I had it back in February, but was nice and cherryey. And cake was moist.

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:12

Topbird29 · 06/09/2025 15:09

And happy birthday 🎂

Coffee Break Cake GIF by SWR Kindernetz

Thank you! 🤩 🎂

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YanTanTetheraPetheraBumfitt · 06/09/2025 15:12

The Iceland one is a bit tasteless

TroysMammy · 06/09/2025 15:12

Happy Birthday! I can't help with the gateau but will you be having a prawn cocktail to start and a t-bone steak with a garnish of grilled tomato for main?

BCBird · 06/09/2025 15:12

NotARealWookiie · 06/09/2025 15:02

Cheeky flight to Germany?

Ha ha. Love this reply

Hoppinggreen · 06/09/2025 15:13

If you can't find a good one in the shops make your own deconstructed one in a sort of trifle style, takes minutes .
Good quality chocolate cake, jar of cherries in kirsche, chocolate custard and squirty cream. I also make a more refined version at Christmas.
I want a baked Alaska but there is no way I am attempting that

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:13

TroysMammy · 06/09/2025 15:12

Happy Birthday! I can't help with the gateau but will you be having a prawn cocktail to start and a t-bone steak with a garnish of grilled tomato for main?

Thank you. Do you know, I just might.

Heading off to Waitrose- I’ll report back.

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Hoppinggreen · 06/09/2025 15:14

YanTanTetheraPetheraBumfitt · 06/09/2025 15:11

I’ve had the PV one years ago and it was nice. Saying that I loved a Sarah Lee BF gateau back in the day so not sure I’m a connoisseur 😂

OOOH Sarah Lee
My 2nd year Uni house was on the same road as a SL factory shop

Batteriesoptional · 06/09/2025 15:14

I just want to be back in the 1980’s. Flammable hair, questionable clothing, easy to dance to music and Black Forest Gateau. Simple times. Happy birthday OP.

YanTanTetheraPetheraBumfitt · 06/09/2025 15:14

PV do a whole one and deliver Not cheap though.

It’s my birthday. I want Black Forest Gateau.
MrsTerryPratchett · 06/09/2025 15:15

Blimeyorange · 06/09/2025 15:05

Where do you get your cherries? I bought some M&S “cherries soaked in kirsch” which was a lie.

I do my own cherries in brandy.

It’s my birthday. I want Black Forest Gateau.
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