So, we're completely screwed....

[GypsyQueeen]

And what the hell are we gonna do???!!!

We're not even ready for snow!!! 😬😱😱🤣🤣

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@WilfredsPies Probably being thick here, but who is that quote by?

😂

Nor is our extremely competent Prime Minister. He barely knows how to tie his shoelaces.

Buy another dog. Take it to John Lewis while you choose a Nespresso machine.

These threats are reported every few years then it dies down again. It doesn't do anybody any good to worry.

Are you privy to details about the PM's shoes?
Ok.

Well I know about this Nation's preparedness for snow. And it's pretty shit.

Yes, but it's good fun for people who Know Things about deployment of weaponry, whereabouts of nuclear submarines and the PM"s shoelaces.

Speak for yourself. I can clear my drive in 10 mins. Our council grits the roads the night before snow. Nae problem.

Have a look in his Declaration of Interests on the Parliament website, I’m sure he’s had them bought for him, so the details will be on there.

Nothing about his ability to tie them.

I didn't realise it was still happening-looks like I'll be going down a rabbit hole again! I remember people were saying oh everyone just started looking at the sky all of a sudden and misidentifying planes or hobby drones but it was obviously far more than that!

He probably has slip on’s.

@Platypusdiver

our fighters train too, in fact often they train with the Nordic countries. Our navy is often on manoeuvres with them too. Download flightradar to see our planes over the North Sea most afternoons (back in time for tea though) in fact the defence helicopter school is still up over Shropshire ish now.

what we don’t do here is scaremonger

That’s not WWIII.

Yes, but are we a shoes on or off nation?
During a war, should we use toilet brushes?

Slip on's what?

And amazing volunteers like the farmers aiding the NYM fire.
I read today some of them haven't been home for over a week. I dread to think what would have happened if they hadn't all kicked in. But thats a different thread I guess.

Scaremongering, like headline grabbing news...hot/cold weather here there whenever. Tabloids love it.

You’re not being thick at all; it’s not famous. I saw it on The Veterans Project website. https://www.thevetsproject.com/the-blog/marc-tony-joyce Even if it’s made up, it’s still accurate.

Well. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm going to panic buy M&S bread-and- butter pudding and stockpile it.
Thanks for the conflict heads up, OP 👍

We’re fucked. English men can’t even spray paint a geometric cross on a mini roundabout. I’ll be drinking myself to death, or taking the cyanide pills.

of course you can start whatever kind of thread you like, but when you lack the skill to make it clear you're laughing at something then don't be surprised if people take it at face value.

The problem I have is your responses to posters who took your post at face value.

i think your lists are snippy, bitchy & unnecessary.

Your post to me was patronising, but luckily I see you for what you are 🙅🏻‍♀️

Unable to comment as I'm barely following the news these days. But I've been seeing ads recruiting Royal Navy reservists on LinkedIn multiple times in the past few months. Never before 🤔

Mark.rutte has been sounding a klaxon for so long . He thinks China will invade Taiwan and ask Russia to attack NATO or the Baltic states to draw fire

He said Russia is rearming at an incredible rate , producing in three months the amo Europe does in a year.

We know Russia can't take Ukraine but this conflict has forced china Russia and North korrea and Iran even closer.