I'm going to the fish and chips shop. What will you have?

[TheTecknician]

So much choice today but I'll keep it simple and traditional: fish, chips, scraps, salt and vinegar. There's two shops I frequent - never known if it's cod or haddock.

Pea fritter, chips, scraps and gravy please! Plenty of salt and vinegar and a can of Dandelion and Burdock.

I miss living up North....they don't do scraps OR gravy at my local chippie.

Steak and kidney pudding, chips, peas and gravy thanks 😋

Rock and chips with a saveloy on the side please. Plenty of salt and vinegar.

A cheap, shitty, microwaved, beef and onion pukka pie and chips.
Cut the top off the pie, dip the chips in the filling.
And I’ll neee a side of curry sauce for dipping once I’ve run out of pie filling.

(I’m disgusting, I know……)

Battered sausage, chips and a whole tub of curry sauce to myself

Plaice and a few chips please with plenty of salt and vinegar 😋

Thank you! Not a Scottish thing then!!

Haven't been to one for many years - none within 5 miles.
Do they still do skate & rock?

Battered pineapple ring, battered mushrooms, battered sausage, chips and mush peas pls. Loads of salt and vinegar too!

I would have a chip butty with mushy peas. My favourite. Loads of butter in the butty.

HOWEVER, your title has made me realise that I say 'we're going to have fish and chipS for tea'. But I would say 'I'm going to the fish and chip shop' (no S)

Weird.

There are some heathens on here

Surprised no one has yet asked for a deep-fried meat & potato pie in a barmcake.

I'd like to add a small pot of curry sauce to my order to dip the odd chip in, you understand... not to put on the same plate as the food in case it touches the mushy peas!

They really shouldn’t. Neither are sustainable really

Tut.
Our chippie names the trawler that brought the fish in🤣
Pensioners fish and chips, scraps, salt and vinegar.
( portions are huge).
I provide my own white, sliced, buttered bread for chip butties😁

Mushy peas please

Small portion of chips and gravy. I'd have a steak pudding too if I was hungrier.

If you're going to the one in Marchmont, then their mushroom fritter and chips please. If not, a battered sausage and chips. Thanks!

Battered pineapple ring

I think you just made that up! And since when did chippies have mushrooms?

must be Scotland or somewhere Northern

A bag of scraps, please! I’d happily not bother with anything else. I love the scraps! Loads of salt & vinegar and I’m a happy bunny.

What part of the country do you live in to get scraps?
I would get them when I was in Lincolnshire, but it’s not a thing in the north-west or south-east (both places I moved to).
cod, chips and scraps sounds good to me. Salt, no vinegar though

Haddock, chips, wally and curry sauce please!

Nothing better than a D&B with a fish shop

I'm now going too. I'm having plaice and chips with gravy.

Humour me (I’ve never lived north of the M4, except for holidays and I am currently in Northumberland).

Does “gravy” usually taste like “Bisto gravy”?

I’m more of a cod (shared) large cod* & chips, curry sauce and peas with a side of tartare. Can’t be doing with malt vinegar (which I have heard tends not be be vinegar these day), but I’ll add my own salt, thanks.

• seems to be “skin on” south of the M4 but had a decent skinless F&C in Tynemouth earlier this week.

Whats wally?

Haddock and cone of chips and a small curry sauce,ta muchly.