I'm going to the fish and chips shop. What will you have?

[TheTecknician]

So much choice today but I'll keep it simple and traditional: fish, chips, scraps, salt and vinegar. There's two shops I frequent - never known if it's cod or haddock.

Mixed kebab meat batch with chilli sauce and a small chips, please

What has that lot set you back, OP?

Scampi and chips please.

Cod, chips and curry sauce 😋 with lots of salt & vinegar please

Cod and chips with tartare sauce and a portion of onion rings please! Yum!

Fish, chips, salt, vinegar, ketchup and chipshop curry sauce (separate dips)

Battered sausage and small chips please.

Hi,
A crispy buttered roll and a fritter please... and a small tub of Colpi's ice-cream. 😊🍦Thanks

Half pizza supper with a fritter and a pickle

Jumbo haddock supper please.😋

Our family’s order is

cod and chips (me)
un battered sausage and chips (dd)
un battered sausage and chips (ds)
scrap sausage (ddog if he’s been very good)
beef pie and chips (dp)
battered pineapple (dp)
Kids cod and chips x2 (dp’s kids)

we normally pool the chips and get 2 large for us all :)

Oh I’m drooling! Currently nil by mouth in hospital but I’ll have cod,chips, mushy peas, bread cake with butter, scraps and a can of dandelion and burdock….

Haddock, chips, and mushy peas please.

And last week we were in Wales and to dp’s delight he had Faggots in the chippy!

Oooh and a pickled egg

What’s scraps?

Thanks to this thread I’m at the chippie now 🙈

Has to be haddock, so I need you to ask.

Chips.

No salt, I need to add my own seasalt 💎 in large quantiles

No vinegar, it it’s utterly WRONG on chips

please can you ask if they have tartar sauce

Battered half pizza supper with plenty of salt and sauce, and an Irn Bru.

It’s the spare bits of batter, it does seem to be more of a Northern thing 👷‍♀️

Massive bag of scraps, salt & vinegar, and a shandy, please

Later when I am drunk (in my fantasy Friday night) I would like chips, grated cheese, salt (don’t give a fuck what kind at this point) and ketchup

Yes i had them in Scarborough they are lovely, we don't have them in Scotland or I've not come across them.here.

Fish, v small chips & a tub of curry sauce please. Plenty of salt & vinegar on the fish & chips.

Cheese and onion pie, chips, mushy peas and curry sauce on the side please!