Help me create a truly unhinged M&S Ocado shop

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DH abroad for a week so alone with DC. Ocado slot booked. Will be on my period and they've been monstrous lately. M&S/Ocado treats are required - what are your best suggestions? I WFH so need lunches as well as snacks and evening meals. What are you throwing in the trolley? Online shopping is an art and I want to make this one a genius one!

I read the OP far too quickly and thought Ocado have been monstrous lately. Was trying to figure out if you were trying to punish them with a random and complicated shopping list 😂

M&S chocolate raisins
The gastro pub mini prawn toast
Leobe rose
Fox’s Chocolatey biscuits
Pasta Evangelist Prawn ravioli
Garlic focaccia
Sushi platter (might just be a seasonal thing)
All the hot cross buns

Tiramasu. At least 3 lots of it.

5 Colin cakes 😂. I'm doing this list as my next order

edited to say not the Rosé

I‘ve always wanted to do this!!

(the catering platter)

The chocolate covered custard creams are created by God
Tony's Chocoloney
Houmous and some El Paso paprika tortilla chips to dip in
Cheese and onion crispbakes
Tartare sauce potato salad
Green dip

If I were to choose just one thing to buy from M&S it would be one of the iced lemon muffins.

I thought i was good at m&s shopping but my word this is on another level!! Just off to book an ocado slot and the basket is HEAVING now 😆

We had the Prawn Bhuna and mixed starter as part of the £15 2 mains and 2 sides deal tonight, it was nice.

I love how on one thread, it's a competition as to how few UPFs each poster is consuming and on this one it's 'Fuck it, let's indulge!'

I'm on Camp M&S 🧍🏼‍♀️

@RubyGemStone also my specialist subject -

Prawn crackers
Chocolate covered custard creams
Honey and mustard deli sausages
Whipped feta dip thing
Battered potato slices
Hot smoked salmon
Those deli mini peppers stuffed with ricotta
Potato salad
Battered tempura chicken
Large chicken and leek pie

Oh forgot the£3.50 mixed Indian starters pack - amazing value

Has anyone mentioned the M&S blonde chocolate caramelised pecans yet?

I work a couple of minutes from an M&S Simply Food. Not good for the wallet and lots of temptation!

I too late to add my 10 p worth?

As well as the NY deli pastrami dip M&S also do a hot smoked salmon /caper dip combo as well as caesar salad dip. All are out of this world!
Slather on bread or warm toast, dollop on cracker or oatcakes or dunk in your favourite nacho crisps!
Sorry, not sorry!

Iced lemon & sultana danish thingies (2 pack): tasty, soft, squishy, luscious.

Second the dark chocolate chillies

These are M&S things but I don't know if they're available through Ocado:
Hot smoked salmon salad
Crafted sourdough baguette
Eggstra Gooey Choccy Eggs (bloody gorgeous, these are)
Toasted Marcona almonds or any other almonds really- M&S ones are always lovely
Spanish anchovies

And Cornish Cruncher vintage cheddar!

To be fair, that burrata is delicious (& I slightly justify the price by reusing the very cute pot for kids lunch snacks too), but only when on offer!

Thanks @Fillybuster , I’m hoping so!

Can I just add truffled cheddar to the mix. Also, the bloomin gorgeous stone-in medjool dates.

I feel a delivery coming on once I’ve worked through the current wonders in my kitchen.

I used to always buy M&S loo roll with the patterns printed, sometimes it's stars sometimes it's flowers, at Christmas it's holly, it just cheered me up!

Then I discovered Bazoo and now order in bulk as I like to bright paper wrappers... but I always have M&S Christmas loo roll in December!

M & S dark chocolate covered sour cherries

M&S Birthday Cake (doesn’t matter if it’s not your birthday, they’re bloody DELICIOUS).

Double Cream Bourbon Biscuits

Chocolate Viennese Sandwich Biscuits

Colin the Caterpillar Chocolate Pudding

Chocolate Brownie Mousse Cakes

Raspberry Jam Sponges

The list is endless! 😍

Forest Feast do a whole range of chocolate covered fruit and nuts (I think M&S might be “inspired” by them) also on Ocado. Along with the dark chocolate cherries (which are brilliantly un-sweet) they also do scarily more-ish dark chocolate salted almonds.

Also:

Snowdonia Rock Star wax coated cheddar
M&S Creamy mushroom & black truffle sauce
Belazu smoked chilli nut mix
M&S stuffed vine leaves

A mini eggs Easter egg. The big one

A nice sheet face mask