Help me create a truly unhinged M&S Ocado shop

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DH abroad for a week so alone with DC. Ocado slot booked. Will be on my period and they've been monstrous lately. M&S/Ocado treats are required - what are your best suggestions? I WFH so need lunches as well as snacks and evening meals. What are you throwing in the trolley? Online shopping is an art and I want to make this one a genius one!

All the chocolate 🥰

The Torres black truffle crisps

Smoked salmon
Delicious fancy cheddar
Tony's chocoloney
Sourdough
Avocado/red onion/mozzarella on toast
Steak!
Tasty crisps
Fancy biscuits

Second all the chocolate they have in stock. What sort of treats do usually like? Cake/biscuits/fancy fruit etc?

M&S butter biscuits.

Salmon and cream cheese sandwich filler spread.. so tasty on a toasted bagel!

Dirty fries (one of the sides options in the pizza deal)

The microwave curries are better than takeaway!

Chocolate covered custard creams. All there is to say about them is Oh. My. God.

M&S breaded veal
Lots of percy pigs

M&S queen nocellera olives

Lovely dips - can't go wrong with a cheese and chive
Rosemary salted crackers / thins / cheese straws
Charcuterie
Posh cheese

Loads of delicious puddings and chocolate.

The smashed potato with verde pesto, battered potato slices and bubble & squeak cakes.

Is this some new social media thing? I saw someone do this on Instagram and they bought some M&S antipasti bits and some crisps and some butter and said it was unhinged.

Id have to get the chocolate and orange mini bites

Dark chocolate covered cherries. Absolutely delicious and it's fruit so it's probably healthy!

The pasta evangelists Mac n cheese! The biscuity Easter egg by M&S definitely.

Red Leicester sourdough
massive wine bag of rosé
some plums
potato dauphinoise
chocolate milk
gooseberry fools
5 Colin the caterpillar cakes
feta and spinach parcels
prawn cocktail

The tamarind dal. It's lush.

Their Tex Mex layered cheesy dip with cheesy tortilla chip is delicious

And their bakery ciabatta rolls with chicken and stuffing slices and salted butter - nice lunch 😊

This reminds me of 1997 - no online shopping, no proper internet yet, but it was possible to have what you bought in store delivered. My now xH had already moved abroad to work - I was going a couple of months later and had no car. So I went to M&S, filled my trolley and had a home delivery timed for when I got back from work. That was fun. Still live abroad so can’t recommend anything.

The apple slices with peanut butter dip that are ridiculously expensive but not replicatable! And bags of chocolate peanut butter crunchiest!

Another vote for m&s chocolate covered custard creams. They are amaaaaaaaazing.

ChicP truffle hummus
Godminster truffle cheese
Dell ugo garlic or truffle pinsa bread

(I love truffle - you may have guessed)

Things I like from M&S

Buffalo chicken dip
Chocolate coated pretzels
Chocolate coated cashews
"Best" prawn toast
Dark chocolate Jaffa cakes
Slow cooked chicken shawarma, on top of their naans.
Gastopub king prawn and chicken paella

Also it's nearly Easter so they have suitably "unhinged" hot cross bun selection.

Pistachio butter.....

Not M&S, but lots of the Unearthed tapas...tortilla, olives, meat. The M&S deli selections, including the stuffed vine leaves and the anchovies. And the Booja Booja bags of little truffles. I bought one last weekend, and several appear to have fallen in my trolley for this weekend's delivery.