Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Chat

Join the discussion and chat with other Mumsnetters about everyday life, relationships and parenting.

Christian Horner Marque 2

367 replies

Geebray · 02/03/2024 14:50

See what I did there 😉

So, Geri's in Bahrain holding hands with him. And all we can think is "WE KNOW WHAT'S BEEN ON THAT FINGER!!!"

I always thought she'd do the "Fighting bravely through the tears" schtick.

OP posts:
Thread gallery
8
Riverlee · 02/03/2024 15:37

I thought that walk looked very awkward. Christian was walking slightly ahead, and almost pulling Geri along. It reminded me of a mum pulling a reluctant child along. There was no conversation between them, and they were both looking forward, no interaction between them. The holding hands looked forced and stiff, not relaxed at all. It was as if it were a show of solidarity and they both wanted to get it over and done with as quick as possible.

TwistedAdmin · 02/03/2024 15:40

I'm stunned at her reaction tbh. I couldnt live with the humiliation of being another woman dangling on his string 🤢 stay married if needs be, keep the money and ponies blah blah, but wandering around kissing him? 🤢

Danceswithweasels · 02/03/2024 15:45

Maybe she is "getting her Ducks in a row?" (Autocorrect is even up to speed wanted Dicks not Ducks there 😂)

LadyKenya · 02/03/2024 15:45

Hopingitsahornyfinger · 02/03/2024 15:22

Someone on another thread said they were hoping she'd wear black - really wish she'd done that as it would have been a stroke of genius!

Hardly genius. Such a low bar.

fingerdickenergy · 02/03/2024 15:46

JJathome · 02/03/2024 14:54

I just can’t get my head round the fact she has publicly come out so quickly holding his hand. Taking time out to heal and find a way forward and over come infidelity is one thing, but this is utter humiliation.

it's exactly what Posh did almost the day after the Rebecca Loos thing.

mydogisthebest · 02/03/2024 15:50

CarrotOfPeace · 02/03/2024 15:27

She's playing the long game. They have kids. There's a hell of a lot of money involved in any divorce. Staying classy is the right thing to do.

It's not classy though, it's pathetic.

HornMeister · 02/03/2024 15:50

Cleebope2 · 02/03/2024 14:55

And Posh forgave David much worse.

Aye! But compare David Beckam in his day to Mr Pinkie Jizz... I watched the Netflix documentary recently, DB was gorgeous back in the 90s. No excuse obviously for his carry on though!

Angelof29th · 02/03/2024 16:05

Come on Geri, pretend it’s 1996, get that Union Jack dress on and kick his ass (metaphorically, I’m not condoning violence) what a sleaze.

BigWillyLittleTodger · 02/03/2024 16:10

I didn’t expect anything less, text book response these days.

LadyEloise1 · 02/03/2024 16:10

As Jim Royle might say "Girl Ppwer, my ar*e !"

Geebray · 02/03/2024 16:14

Just had a look at some of the pictures and video. There is a lot of tension in her neck. And he looks to be the one that initiated the kiss.

She'll be getting a huuuuuge diamond out of all this.

OP posts:
DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 02/03/2024 16:16

I wouldn’t want no huge diamond. All we want is some respect. Love, loyalty and fucking RESPECT

AliceA2021 · 02/03/2024 16:16

Girl Power..😂.. well neither Victoria or Geri have any idea what that means. Forgive pretty much anything, treating you with disrespect is fine, grab the hand and stay together whatever. Sexting or having an affair is fine.

It's a bit sad and sleazy but then she's with a man who dumped his last partner who he had a 6 month old child with for Geri. What goes around comes around 🙄

CarrotOfPeace · 02/03/2024 16:17

Geebray · 02/03/2024 16:14

Just had a look at some of the pictures and video. There is a lot of tension in her neck. And he looks to be the one that initiated the kiss.

She'll be getting a huuuuuge diamond out of all this.

She can buy her own diamonds

CarrotOfPeace · 02/03/2024 16:17

mydogisthebest · 02/03/2024 15:50

It's not classy though, it's pathetic.

Not when there's kids involved.

WilloTheWispy · 02/03/2024 16:18

No footage of him on the RB pit wall that I’ve seen. Which is pretty unusual for the first race of the season.

Geebray · 02/03/2024 16:18

CarrotOfPeace · 02/03/2024 16:17

She can buy her own diamonds

Yes. But a present you give yourself is very different from a present that your chastened, begging husband gives you. No?

OP posts:
JJathome · 02/03/2024 16:19

Geebray · 02/03/2024 16:18

Yes. But a present you give yourself is very different from a present that your chastened, begging husband gives you. No?

Prefer to buy my own out my 40 million than get one in these conditions.

CormorantStrikesBack · 02/03/2024 16:19

Just asked DH if he'd rather have 1 finger-dick or 10 dick-fingers... He needs more time to decide apparently.

I’m not a man but I think I’d rather have one finger dick. If you had ten dick fingers you really couldnt function in real life. You couldnt cook, or drive a car or unzip your trousers to have a wank. 🤷‍♀️

Prawncow · 02/03/2024 16:30

It’s her choice and her marriage. It is hard to understand when she has her own money though

mydogisthebest · 02/03/2024 16:44

CarrotOfPeace · 02/03/2024 16:17

Not when there's kids involved.

Makes no difference. She didn't have to walk along with him hand in hand as though saying "oh look how happy we are" did she? I bloody know I wouldn't

Geebray · 02/03/2024 16:45

Prawncow · 02/03/2024 16:30

It’s her choice and her marriage. It is hard to understand when she has her own money though

It's not about money though. It's about identity. She has created this identity where he is her "Knight in shining armour" (a literal quote), and she is now the Lady of the Manor, wearing white, posting her glamorous, perfect life to Instagram.

If she walks away from that, she has to a) admit it was all a sham, and b) come up with a new identity. When she clearly really, really likes this one.

OP posts:
BudsBeginingSpringinSight · 02/03/2024 16:49

Give her a chance apparently this has only broken when she was on the plane!
It's devastating for her but what I don't understand is that where these texts the basis of his recent investigation?
If so she's surley already seen them?

Geebray · 02/03/2024 16:54

BudsBeginingSpringinSight · 02/03/2024 16:49

Give her a chance apparently this has only broken when she was on the plane!
It's devastating for her but what I don't understand is that where these texts the basis of his recent investigation?
If so she's surley already seen them?

Of course she's seen them. They just weren't expecting the texts to leak all over the world.

OP posts:
Carrythelight · 02/03/2024 16:56

I'm not sure if this has already been posted on the other thread, but there's a theory on piston heads doing the rounds that;
The complaint of controlling behaviour was made by his PA, who began dating Jos Verstappen. CH demanded she stop dating him due to her knowing highly confidential RB information. Hence the complaint about control. GH supported CH on this issue. The PA loses the complaint. Their full affair is then leaked, which GH had no idea about. All allegedly.
As the old saying goes, how you get them is how you lose them.

Swipe left for the next trending thread