Worst thing I've stood in barefoot

[Daug]

I'll start I've just stood on a slug whilst barefoot!

That'll teach me for no wearing shoes outside in the dark

Cat shit - f*cking grim!

A sea urchin - unbelievably painful.

Slug, euw, done that.

I looked after my bil’s puppy for his first two weeks and did the early morning wees. I was half asleep taking him out of his crate to the garden and went back to bed asap. Putting my socks on later and discovered a dried turd on my foot. Lovely.

I still do. in fact, on Thursday, I was in the sea barefoot at the same beach it has twice happened to me before.

My working cocker spaniel, when a young dog used to swallow whole adult size socks and then vomit them back up a couple of days later sort of covered in a slime. It was pretty disgusting to step out of bed barefoot and straight onto one.

I had an Alsatian as a teenager, she liked soap, tights and knickers. You can't imagine following her across the grass, pulling shitty tights out of her arse, as she scuttled along, hunchbacked.

Wiping my hand on the grass, trying not to puke, opening the door left handed, trying not to touch anything, turning the tap on left handed, getting some Fairy Liquid on, left-handed...

Cold dog vomit.

Still makes me shudder.

A bread bin. Still got the scar from that.

Raw liver, when staying with friend who had 2 Siamese cats who liked to bat it around a bit before they ate it.

Very large dog poo, on the rug in my bedroom, a couple of hours after my friend who owned the (untrained, over indulged) dog had left.

Both in the dark!

I'm really sorry but this made me howl with laughter, mainly at the mental images 😂😂

Slug, dog poo, cold cat vomit, warm cat vomit, a plug, lego.

Imamumgetmeoutofhere

I'm really sorry but this made me howl with laughter, mainly at the mental images.

I can see the grim humour in it now...

My elderly client did the same because of her cat too. I hadn’t realised whilst trying to clean mouse insides off her foot what it was until I saw its head under her chair. Still makes me want to throw up now!

A slug here too and a cream egg

Was the Creme Egg really sticky?

Dead mouse - present from the cat. Also slug, brought in by said cat.

Cat sick. Grim 🤢

A dead mouse the cat had brought in partially gutted then left it at the side of my bed - it was vile.

the bee I stood on was very painful - never walk barefoot on grass

Came here to write this exact thing only mine was in my back hall not outside 🤢🤢🤢🤢 hate slugs.

All the usual things - plugs, lego, slugs, cat vomit, furballs, cat poo, puddles of cat wee.
The worst ...
Age 15 I trod on a miniscule fragment of broken Pyrex dish (thanks mum). Ended up in hospital for an operation to save the gangrenous big toe. Very smelly.
Dessicated pigeon corpse in the dark, in the hall. Cat found this dried out pigeon and brought it home. Very crunchy underfoot. I can still feel it now.

Yep definitely liver 🤮🤮🤮🤮 my cat left a dead rat in the long grass once....guess who ran it over with the lawnmower!! 😁🤮😁

Yep definitely the liver 🤮😁😁 my cat left a half eaten rat under the trampoline once. Guess who ran it over with the lawnmower 😁🤮😂

Oh, and I've sat on a bee.

An apple core covered in wasps 😭
(it was more of a run as I had leapt over a log and landed on the apple)

I once stood on a frog at night. Fortunately I was wearing my Scholls but when I looked down it had sort of popped 🤢

A headless rabbit thanks to the cat. Bare feet in the dark. Turned the light on and I had squished some its guts out through the hole where the head had once been.