Worst thing I've stood in barefoot

[Daug]

I'll start I've just stood on a slug whilst barefoot!

That'll teach me for no wearing shoes outside in the dark

I'm all over grim humour, only way to get me through my job. Sorry if it's offensive it made me laugh though

No, carry on!

The hot sand from under a disposable bbq...it hurt a lot

Runny cat shit! Squidged up between my toes, opened my bedroom door and the cat had crapped right outside it, even worse by opening the door I spread the stuff....it was on my birthday too!

Oh god I did that too when I was a child. Gaily skipping backwards then squelch. By the time I ran all the way down to the sea to clean it (I know! Don’t judge) all the sand had stuck to it and formed a huge ball. 🙄

So……. I meant to tag that to the dog shit one. First post. I’ll go and read the rules

Slug
Plug
Dog poo
Mangled frog
Hedgehog, it was alive, I don't know who was the most shocked out of us.

A Nail. Went right through my foot. Not as painful as you’d think, or at least I don’t remember it being too bad, was only 7 or 8 and that’s a long time ago!

Not trodden in, but touched. A butternut squash which had been on the veg rack longer than I realised. Instead of meeting a hard waxy skin, my fingers travelled seamlessly through the almost liquidy, putrified flesh to the mushy centre and seeds. My stomach heaved and I had to get DH to come and remove the offending root vegetable. I've never bought a butternut squash since for fear of it happening again.