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Worst thing I've stood in barefoot

159 replies

Daug · 15/06/2023 23:53

I'll start I've just stood on a slug whilst barefoot!

That'll teach me for no wearing shoes outside in the dark

OP posts:
mrssilky · 16/06/2023 00:48

slug

IneedcoffeeinanIV · 16/06/2023 00:49

Also a slug. Why are we all standing on slugs? Also DDs poo nappy, I haven't closed it like I thought, wanted to cut my toes off. Also a plug, far too many times

neilyoungismyhero · 16/06/2023 00:50

A three pin plug...painful
Cat shit in the toe end of my slipper - squelchy and vile
Dog puke - in the dark going to the bathroom- ditto cat shit.

Livinginaclock · 16/06/2023 00:51

Cat puke.
Cat shit.
Cat piss.
Why do I have cats again?

SiobhanSharpe · 16/06/2023 00:55

Chippychipsandgravy · 16/06/2023 00:45

The bit of mouse that cats don't eat (the liver?). I felt it pop between my toes. It was green and slimey 🤢

It's the gall bladder. Cats don't eat it as it's very bitter.

frozendaisy · 16/06/2023 00:55

Bottom of a pond

fivetriangulartrees · 16/06/2023 00:56

Why are we all up at this time of night torturing ourselves with this thread?! I'm too hot to sleep but wishing I'd gone to bed wearing shoes.

truthhurts23 · 16/06/2023 00:58

another vote for cat vomit/ hairball

Elle200 · 16/06/2023 00:58

Dog poop. Filthy animals decided to relieve themselves outside my bedroom door.

tobee · 16/06/2023 00:59

Snail. Squidgy like a slug. But also painful as I crushed the shell

IneedcoffeeinanIV · 16/06/2023 01:00

Even though it's definitely not at gross as some of these replies. Nothing makes me feel worse than standing on the floor in sucks and you stand in something wet. Absolutely infuriates me. It's always when I've just popped some nice fluffy ones on after a bath or shower too so it feels even more grim

Chippychipsandgravy · 16/06/2023 01:24

So it's the gallbladder! Thanks for letting me know as I had no idea what it was exactly.

Chippychipsandgravy · 16/06/2023 01:26

Oops, was replying to SiobhanSharpe.

FloofCloud · 16/06/2023 02:00

A screw on toothpaste lid - carved a nice jaggery circle on the underside of my foot!

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/06/2023 03:29

A slug which was 🤢🤮

An upturned electric plug & I didn't feel a thing at first as it the sensation was like when you first cut into a tomato & it kind of pops & I wondered why there was blood on the carpet.

Then about 10-15 seconds later it bloody hurt!

HirplesWithHaggis · 16/06/2023 03:41

Chippychipsandgravy · 16/06/2023 01:24

So it's the gallbladder! Thanks for letting me know as I had no idea what it was exactly.

I also appreciate this information. Had long wondered! 😁

Imnotahoarderreally · 16/06/2023 03:45

A drawing pin, as a dc.

MrsTerryPratchett · 16/06/2023 03:54

Also a slug.

I've stepped on some terrible things but a slug was the worst.

Datdamndamp · 16/06/2023 04:34

To add to the cat related woes, I skidded a few feet after stepping in a stomach the cat had left in the floor. Don't know what it had belonged to but it had been eating blackberries.

embolass · 16/06/2023 04:40

Frog 🤢. Thought I’d be clever and hang washing out early ,still a bit dark and OMG the squelch 🤮🤮🤮

WTF475878237NC · 16/06/2023 04:41

Why on earth did I click on this thread?!

You poor people. All terrible!

HannahinHampshire · 16/06/2023 04:53

Another frog here. We had a falling down old conservatory at the back of the house, I kept my wellies there, popped them on one morning to take the bin out and found the frog had settled down in one of the wellies for the night. RIP Mr Frog . . .

cptartapp · 16/06/2023 05:49

Sharp pointy Christmas star decoration that had fallen off the tree.

AuntieMarys · 16/06/2023 05:59

A jellyfish

WLAH · 16/06/2023 06:18

Dog vomit