Worst thing I've stood in barefoot

[Daug]

I'll start I've just stood on a slug whilst barefoot!

That'll teach me for no wearing shoes outside in the dark

dog diarrhoea and vomit. What a joy that was! I hadn’t even had my morning cup of tea fgs.

I do not know what's the worst thing I've read on here....

The heavily used sanitary towel
Half a rabbit or....
Dog poo 🤢🤢🤢

Probably eggshells for me.

A slug here too 🤢

It was inside, in a kitchen, so I’d (wrongly!) assumed I’d be fine wandering around barefoot.

Although I guess it’s better than poo!

Jellyfish washed up on a Kerry beach as a child.

EBearhug·

I too say slug. A wasp and two weever fish

Oh dear! My wife was the first recorded weever fish victim in North Tyneside. She was stung by a jellyfish in Crete and managed two sea urchins (different occasions) in Croatia.

She's from a landlocked country...

For me, squelched slug between the toes. And cold, runny dog poo, at the bottom of the stairs. I slipped and got it up the back of my leg and back. I was somewhat less than amused.

Christmas, aged 9, I stood on an upturned plug. "Ha ha, very convincing!" said my dad, assuming it was a joke present and then he yanked it out.

He moaned all the way to casualty and had a go at me for ruining the living room carpet. Fortunately, they saw me immediately and we only ate up about an hour and a half of his drinking time.

Sorry, Dad.

Dog poo and it came up between my toes 💩

Dog vomit - I was dog-sitting at someone's house, took my shoes off, went to close the curtains and trod in (cold) vomit behind the settee.

A bucket full of wallpaper paste 🙄

Oh also a mouse that was in my shoe. Thanks cat.

Slugs are the only thing in life that make me heave...

Slug for me, too - in my living room in the dead of night. That was such a damp house.

Also a slug, in a kitchen with lino (not in my own house, I hasten to add) but to add insult to injury I actually skidded on it and crashed into the kitchen cupboards 😂

I'm sorry to be the one to go there but a used condom the next morning. DH and I are still together now almost 19 years later but at the time I could have killed him for not binning it 🤮🤮🤮

Dead mouse left in a slipper by the cat

Lego worst pain of my life

Cold cat sick

Weever fish. I thought I had stood on broken glass.
The pain shot up my leg and into my groin.
I then had to endure plunging my
foot into boiling hot water to draw the poison out.
Will never ever step into the sea bare foot again.

DD stood in a sea urchin and spent hours at a medical centre having the spines removed.

Cat sick. It was gritty like body scrub.

Also slug. In the kitchen

I too have had the slug treading moment.

I've just made DH go and get my slippers - I'd rather have hot feet than risk any of this shit!

😂😂

Blimey - I thought it was the stomach! (IABU to be slightly impressed that my cats can eat an entire mouse in under 60 seconds including managing to carefully remove the gall bladder?)

Ds aged 10 projectile vomited an entire days worth of food (first all inclusive holiday he'd been on....) all over my feet in the hotel room.