Oh my, WTF is Dorries doing? I don't think she actually knows. She flounced with immediate effect last week and now seems to have announced an inquiry into why she hasn't got a peerage - because she was shit and did fck all perhaps?
So it appears she's still there, and I assume doing nothing for her constituents while she has a 'where's my honour' tantrum, and presumably we're still paying her for the privilege? I despair!
Also I know what you mean about Johnson not wanting to be LOTO, but I just feel we'll see him again somehow, like the proverbial bad penny.