He took a dump...

[StinkerBoyfriend]

Just met sister's new boyfriend (both in 50s so not kids) for the first time. She brought him to my house and within 20 mins he's upstairs having a dump in our only bathroom. Left soon after, leaving me to clean the skid marks and open the window.

I don't know why but I'm mad as hell. I know sometimes you have to go, so im probably being unfair but I feel really cheesed off. Like he's "marked his territory" my home somehow.

I'm being daft aren't I.

Is not the pooping that riles me, it’s his failure to clean up and open a window that makes him a scum bag.

It's the not cleaning up or opening a window that would make me nickname him Pooey Peter, Skidmark Steve or some such name.
Men are just grim overall imo but especially in bathroom matters.

No. Just no. Should not be going in your toilet. If it was a real emergency it would have been less likely to leave marks (if you know what I mean!). Yuck!

That’ll be the poo troll fed for tonight.

The marking his territory bit is a nonsense though OP. He may be a clarty mink for not cleaning up after himself but it isn’t the same as spraying your fireside chair.

Even if every single human being needs to void their bowels on a regular basis, what this man did seems insulting especially the leaving skid marks and a stink. I'd loathe him for ever more.

I suspect it's that I feel it shows what he thinks of you/your sister/your family in general. Tell your sister. He's disgusting, encourage your sister to dump him. (No pun intended).

Should not be going in your toilet

Where should he have gone? given that that is what toilets are designed for.

Possibly dig a hole in the garden.

This place is comedy gold today. I've spent FAR too long on here because of it. Katie Price, Camilla, inappropriate pooing, cocklodgers who can't perform - all human experience is here.

This thread gets funnier. He had a poo ffs 😂

OP - was there a toilet brush on show?

I can just see the other version of this thread “came to my house and needed to use the toilet. We had the heating on to make them feel comfortable and the cheeky bastard OPENED MY BATHROOM WINDOW!!“

OP - do you have a toilet brush?

Where's he supposed to poo?

Do not answer this question! It's a trap!

No. Just no. Should not be going in your toilet. If it was a real emergency it would have been less likely to leave marks (if you know what I mean!). Yuck!

That’s got to be one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read on MN 🤣

Sounds disgusting and uncouth

Agree he should have cleared up and opened the window

Should he have shat in a bag and then binned it instead?

What, like a sanitary trench, you mean?

www.iwm.org.uk/history/how-to-keep-clean-and-healthy-in-the-trenches
(number 9, for reference).

I would rather someone left skid marks than used the word pooping.

I had to do a poo today in a friend's toilet. I've a lot of meds I take and when I need to go I need to go.

I didn't leave skids though - he should've cleaned up after himself, assuming you have a loo brush.

But if you've got to go you've got to go.

Just stop it 😂

I think it’s weird… it’s quite common to need to feel comfortable to go. Therefore, he’s walked into your house and immediately felt at ease… whereas I would want a new potential BIL to be wanting to impress! I know I’m making no sense but that would be my train of thought

Waited till he got home

And sit there farting on her soft furnishings instead?

Even if every single human being needs to void their bowels on a regular basis, what this man did seems insulting especially the leaving skid marks and a stink. I'd loathe him for ever more.

I suspect it's that I feel it shows what he thinks of you/your sister/your family in general. Tell your sister. He's disgusting, encourage your sister to dump him. (No pun intended).

Oh my fucking god! This is gold 😂

"Jeff seemed nice, why didn't that work out?"

"Oh sometimes he had to poo"

I actually can't wait til I get home. Am I supposed to shit myself when out for the afternoon? Never go out?