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He took a dump...

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StinkerBoyfriend · 26/02/2023 17:58

Just met sister's new boyfriend (both in 50s so not kids) for the first time. She brought him to my house and within 20 mins he's upstairs having a dump in our only bathroom. Left soon after, leaving me to clean the skid marks and open the window.

I don't know why but I'm mad as hell. I know sometimes you have to go, so im probably being unfair but I feel really cheesed off. Like he's "marked his territory" my home somehow.

I'm being daft aren't I.

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aggymaggie · 26/02/2023 22:30

Standbyguest · 26/02/2023 22:26

Everyone saying its a normal bodily function - it's not normal to walk into someone's house you've just met and go and take a long, messy shit. It's really not.

You clearly have never suffered with bowel issues. Some people don't get to choose when, where and how they shit. Please educate yourself before spouting off about what's 'normal' because those dealing with bowel conditions on a daily basis already feel stigmatised enough.

JustAnotherManicNameChange · 26/02/2023 22:33

Standbyguest · 26/02/2023 22:26

Everyone saying its a normal bodily function - it's not normal to walk into someone's house you've just met and go and take a long, messy shit. It's really not.

No one said it was long, and messy is not necessarily a choice.

Not cleaning up after himself was though, and that wasn't ok.

Goodread1 · 26/02/2023 22:41

It's easy to clean Skiddy marks away 💩💩💩

The technique is to wrap a handful once around your hand
Give it good wipe around

And there you go,
Simples without wetting your hands in bog (toilet bowl at all

Goodread1 · 26/02/2023 22:44

I have been a professional cleaner
Oh what stories I and other Professional cleaners could tell you,
.

Confessions of Professional cleaner tales

Lampzade · 26/02/2023 22:44

Some of these replies are hilarious…

Lampzade · 26/02/2023 22:45

Goodread1 · 26/02/2023 22:44

I have been a professional cleaner
Oh what stories I and other Professional cleaners could tell you,
.

Confessions of Professional cleaner tales

Can you tell us a couple of stories?

Cancankan · 26/02/2023 22:48

Lampzade · 26/02/2023 22:45

Can you tell us a couple of stories?

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There is a separate thread for that kind of chat 😂

WhoopItUp · 26/02/2023 22:48

GoodChat · 26/02/2023 18:54

Do not answer this question! It's a trap!

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🤣🤣🤣

piedbeauty · 26/02/2023 22:52

Standbyguest · 26/02/2023 22:26

Everyone saying its a normal bodily function - it's not normal to walk into someone's house you've just met and go and take a long, messy shit. It's really not.

🙄🤔 What if you have IBS or just really need to go??

MumofCrohnie · 26/02/2023 22:55

Standbyguest · 26/02/2023 22:26

Everyone saying its a normal bodily function - it's not normal to walk into someone's house you've just met and go and take a long, messy shit. It's really not.

As the parent of a 12 year old having to navigate adolescent femalehood and indeed the rest of her life with an incurable inflammatory bowel condition that causes urgency, frequent episodes of diarrhea and poo that smells absolutely awful, I find this kind of comment really upsetting.

Most people prefer to poo in privacy and in their own home. Not everyone can hold on. It might be nicer to assume that someone who uses your loo despite having just met you, really couldn't wait.
And there is of course a correlation between being unable to wait, and being more likely to be both stinky and messy when using the toilet.

Whilst I would urge my daughter to clean up as best she can and open a window, I can only hope that people will not assume she is disgusting because her poo stinks. She - and anyone else with a bowel issue for that matter - really cannot help it.

ReadersD1gest · 26/02/2023 23:28

This reminded me of a thread on here a few years ago. The op, with her husband and kids, went to view a house that was only around five minutes drive from their own house.
The little girl needed a wee so the dh offered to take her while op continued her tour of the house, and he disappeared for around twenty minutes, obviously had an enormous shit and absolutely stunk the house out.
This house owner was 😳😳😳 because she had another viewing straight after...
Some men just don't care.

Napmum · 26/02/2023 23:40

I have IBS so often need to go and leave skid marks and stink out the place. However, I do sort them out afterwards.

Try to give him the benefit of the doubt, for now.

GoodChat · 26/02/2023 23:53

Standbyguest · 26/02/2023 22:26

Everyone saying its a normal bodily function - it's not normal to walk into someone's house you've just met and go and take a long, messy shit. It's really not.

OP never said it was long.

moppa · 26/02/2023 23:55

My husband had life saving surgery that means he has to go immediately
^
I have sympathy for him, I really do

But fuck me he stinks, it is the foulest, most disgusting thing ever and he is totally oblivious to it

I've banned him from our en-suite after I found shit on my wash basket

We have 4 bathrooms in our house and he happily fucks off into the main bathroom now (see banned from en-suite) and he happily plops his guts out and then comes to bed expecting sex

I barely cope with it. It has pretty much ruined our sex life

I am genuinely mortified when we visit friends and family

However - the man knows how to use a toilet brush and apart from the stink, you wouldn't know he'd been there^

ChappellApple · 26/02/2023 23:58

Myself and my husband both have severe IBS. By the logic of many on here, our relationship would not have lasted more than a few days - b/c, shock, horror, bodily functions! Smells! Good thing we are not that shallow, or we would have missed out on 17 wonderful years together... We most certainly do not make our child (also with IBS) feel they have to hold it, or feel ashamed. We laugh it off and work around our collective needs. Mind you, judging by some MNetters, they wouldn't cope with the dark humour/thick skin we have had to develop surrounding farting and poo! Pass the smelling salts! 💩😷

Witsendwilly · 27/02/2023 07:06

moppa · 26/02/2023 23:55

My husband had life saving surgery that means he has to go immediately
^
I have sympathy for him, I really do

But fuck me he stinks, it is the foulest, most disgusting thing ever and he is totally oblivious to it

I've banned him from our en-suite after I found shit on my wash basket

We have 4 bathrooms in our house and he happily fucks off into the main bathroom now (see banned from en-suite) and he happily plops his guts out and then comes to bed expecting sex

I barely cope with it. It has pretty much ruined our sex life

I am genuinely mortified when we visit friends and family

However - the man knows how to use a toilet brush and apart from the stink, you wouldn't know he'd been there^

You refuse your husband sex if he has been to the toilet?

WTF?

gamerchick · 27/02/2023 07:59

Witsendwilly · 27/02/2023 07:06

You refuse your husband sex if he has been to the toilet?

WTF?

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If he has a shower first it's fine. I wouldn't expect sex if I'd just taken a dump. Get a wash first ffs

Theoldwoman · 27/02/2023 08:08

I wouldn’t want to visit your place.

Your are mean !!!

Greenfairydust · 27/02/2023 09:18

Having to go to the loo is not something he could control.

Failing to clean after himself and not opening the window is disgusting.

I would not have him again in the house.

''@piedbeauty · Yesterday 18:40
Cancankan · Yesterday 18:21
Gross and disgusting. It would put me off him and give me the ick if I was your sister.
Why is going to the loo gross and disgusting? Don't you ever have a shit?''

Missing the point entirely. Needed the bathroom is normal. Leaving it in a disgusting state is not. Raise your standards.

CherryogDog · 27/02/2023 09:37

I have horses and dogs (my Terrier loves rolling in fox poo) and used to dealing with poo and smells, but the smell of human poo makes me retch and occasionally vomit, even my own sometimes.
If I ever had to clean up after an adult I think I'd ban them from my house 😄

MrsJessePinkmann · 27/02/2023 10:15

@gamerchick I'm with you on this.

Who's wants to go down and give a blow job smelling a shitty arsehole? 🤮

GoodChat · 27/02/2023 10:24

MrsJessePinkmann · 27/02/2023 10:15

@gamerchick I'm with you on this.

Who's wants to go down and give a blow job smelling a shitty arsehole? 🤮

You're doing it wrong

MrsJessePinkmann · 27/02/2023 10:31

MrsJessePinkmann
@gamerchick I'm with you on this.

Who's wants to go down and give a blow job smelling a shitty arsehole? 🤮

You're doing it wrong

No, I'm quite aware of how to give head and I'm quite good at it. Doesn't sound like you are too familiar with the male anatomy.

FYI the cock is a very close neighbour to the arsehole.

GoodChat · 27/02/2023 10:32

Strange thing to brag about at 10:30 on a Monday morning @MrsJessePinkmann - but if you're smelling their arsehole you're still doing it wrong.

MrsJessePinkmann · 27/02/2023 10:37

GoodChat · 27/02/2023 10:32

Strange thing to brag about at 10:30 on a Monday morning @MrsJessePinkmann - but if you're smelling their arsehole you're still doing it wrong.

I never said I was smelling anyone's arsehole. I said I didn't want to.

And yeah I blow my own trumpet what ever time of day.

Give up with the irrelevant comments.

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