He took a dump...

[StinkerBoyfriend]

Just met sister's new boyfriend (both in 50s so not kids) for the first time. She brought him to my house and within 20 mins he's upstairs having a dump in our only bathroom. Left soon after, leaving me to clean the skid marks and open the window.

I don't know why but I'm mad as hell. I know sometimes you have to go, so im probably being unfair but I feel really cheesed off. Like he's "marked his territory" my home somehow.

I'm being daft aren't I.

If I’m not getting it then no one else is!

So. Not a kipper at all then 😂

@MrsDanversGlidesAgain

I know right? This site is a treat some days.

Once he gets wind of the displeasure he’ll probably get his hole sewn up if he has any shame.

Let's hope it's a short term relationship or you'll be remembering this shit at every family gathering for years to come whilst hoping he's washed his hands.
Was the sink wet OP?

This reminds me of the thread about the man who came to a ladies place of work every week with his child and done a massive dump when he was waiting on his child in the toilet. Anyone else remember this one?

Granted my experience is limited, but I have never come across people so uptight and downright disgusted about normal bodily functions as they are on here.

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This is a red flag. He’s showing you his contempt and hatred for women. Your sister needs to get shot of him

tell her what he’s done, the filthy animal.

Oh come on everyone. Most people on this thread are obviously being light hearted. No need to get so uptight about reactions to someone leaving a skid mark.

Are you going to tell your sister, OP?

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Bloody hell. Expelling bodily waste means you hate women? some people are batshit.

I can't be offended by someone using the loo for what it's intended and actually I'm not sure about opening a window in someone else's house. A guest of mine once did that after using the loo and I went out without realising it had been opened so it was left open.

He should have cleaned the skid marks.....provided you provide a loo brush.

Awwwww I knew I'd phrased that badly!

It's the skid marks etc I'm pissed off about - that's what I meant by marking territory. Reminded me of a dog dragging it's arse across the grass.

Yes, there's a loo brush. Yes, there's an easily opened window. Yes, there's a scented spray.

Thank you for making me laugh. The idea of slapping the manky git with a kipper really appeals! I'm visiting her next week and plan on returning the favour so it'll be a nice hot curry before we arrive.

When you need to go, then it's one of those,

That said even in supermarkets ect if there's a loo brush and it's needed I'll use it.

At least he flushed it I suppose.
I had a decorator round once who left a pan peeper and didn’t even flush

If you asked me to wait till I got home, I'd be pooing in my pants. Is that preferable?

I get what you mean,

When you meet your girlfriend or boyfriends family first time, you want to try and make right impression,

It's like he is far too comfy, like he thinks he is back home at his own or something,

It's like going to vist someone house for first time and putting your bare sweaty feet up on their couch/settee
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Just like letting rip with a loud fart or heavens forbide, a quiet deadly noxious fumes one ,(l like GBH on your nostrils,

Its pretty easy to use a toilet brush or toilet
paper for quick wipe of skid map💩 on toilet

It's easy enough to open the window agar slightly/or somewhat

Oh thank you so Much for making me laugh Op @StinkerBoyfriend with your thread,

Thanks everyone else on here for making 🙏 laugh with your quirky eccentric funny replies
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😆🤣🤣🤣 so funny I'm creased

Yes

Oh this makes me smile. When I was a student I lived with some guys. Yea poo smells everywhere, skids and I don't think they noticed

This 🤣

Yeah, this made me laugh, cheers Op.

Absolutely normal to have a poo but cannot understand why men take so long ..I do it in two mins ! Was there a loo brush? If so ,really not on !