Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Inequality
weetabix packaging
diets

The just eat driver that didn't deliver our food just. They can fuck off to the far side of fuck and keep going

Dry January
Arthritis

Wisdom teeth

Wetherspoons

Cats with diarrhoea.
Cats with diarrhoea that skid their poor little bums on the carpet.
Cats with diarrhoea that fall into their poo in their haste to exit the kitty litter.
Sigh.

STBXH
Prince Harry
Ill health
Energy companies
Tories

The cold I currently have 🙄

The weather
My job

Migraines

Dogs

Weight gain
Cold house
Arsenal at the top of the league

My child's worries that stop him sleeping

My leaky front door

Thrush

Several of my in-laws.

Fucking everything today. Thank god for gin.

January
The weather

Work worries
Huge laundry pile
Rain (again)

Eczema
Liverpool FC's current form
The price of decent snow boots

Menopause weight gain
Menopause
Work
Tories
Winter

People who dont love animals
Harry and Meghan
Love island and other shite programs.
Vanity, so much vanity from males and females nowadays.

IBS
Anemia
Aubergines

My husband.

Menopause

Oh god yes
people who are cruel to animals
twats with huge fighty dogs
climate change
anxiety
insomnia
tories
lack of school funding
tories
mud

Drag race