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Things that can fuck off

407 replies

ShitMumsClub · 14/01/2023 19:34

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

OP posts:
IwishIwasSupermum · 14/01/2023 19:55

Bullies

Anisina · 14/01/2023 19:55

Dark mornings and evenings
The masked singer

MotherFrustration · 14/01/2023 19:56

loverofpants · 14/01/2023 19:55

My husband of nearly 5 years who's just confessed to an affair

This is awful, I'm so sorry.

SouthwarkSwish · 14/01/2023 19:56

Mental illness...specifically the one causing my primary school age DC to have a mental health crisis. My heart is broken for them.

Lenax · 14/01/2023 19:56

One sided relationships, friendships & relatives

DILLIGAFQUEEN · 14/01/2023 19:57

Teenage arseholes

GotAnyGrapez · 14/01/2023 19:57

Rishi Sunak
People who think it's acceptable to go shopping in their PJs

CharlieSays13 · 14/01/2023 19:57

Veganary

QueenofLouisiana · 14/01/2023 19:57

Trying to dry washing in January, in a house with minimal heating.
Cost of getting a car through an MOT

pictoosh · 14/01/2023 19:57

My 13 nearly 14 year old daughter. She's trying to annoy me as I type by playing stupid songs on her phone, desperate for a reaction. I'm steadfastly ignoring her because any reaction is going to hit gold...it is hard though, I would quite like to shove it up her arse.

mathanxiety · 14/01/2023 19:58

loverofpants · 14/01/2023 19:55

My husband of nearly 5 years who's just confessed to an affair

So sorry. Not a great club to suddenly become a member of.

LetsDoThis2023 · 14/01/2023 19:58

Parents getting old
People who don't like dogs
Dry January

Cherrysoup · 14/01/2023 19:58

loverofpants · 14/01/2023 19:55

My husband of nearly 5 years who's just confessed to an affair

I’m so sorry.

The endless fucking rain, I am so fed up of wading through it to walk the dog.

LetsDoThis2023 · 14/01/2023 19:59

Tories
Laundry
Rain
Anxiety in my child

CrapBucket · 14/01/2023 19:59

My best friend's cancer
Dark evenings
My pay rise request being postponed again
Coldness

MotherFrustration · 14/01/2023 19:59

Kids football coaches who think they are coaching the England team.
Ironing
Gaining 2lb even though you've stayed on plan

ThatshallotBaby · 14/01/2023 20:00

mbosnz · 14/01/2023 19:39

Cats with diarrhoea.
Cats with diarrhoea that skid their poor little bums on the carpet.
Cats with diarrhoea that fall into their poo in their haste to exit the kitty litter.
Sigh.

Poor everyone Flowers

mamaduckbone · 14/01/2023 20:00

Rain
Decorating
Teenagers that are incapable of changing the toilet roll

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 14/01/2023 20:00

Ageing.
Hazelnuts.
Pancreases. Too many of them are complete and utter bastards in my experience.
Sky bloody WiFi. Your days are numbered matey.

Leemoe · 14/01/2023 20:00

The cunt who ran a red light and ran my daughter over yesterday.

Pebbles16 · 14/01/2023 20:00

H&M (the royal sort)
DH's inability to choose a Saturday film
DH's lifelong monopoly of the remote control

walkinthewoodstoday · 14/01/2023 20:00

AWaferThinMint · 14/01/2023 19:40

My child's worries that stop him sleeping

My leaky front door

Thrush

You can buy a tablet for thrush and it clears it up. Suffered for a long time and those creams etc didn't work.

PartnersInCrime · 14/01/2023 20:00

work, germs, weather, anxiety

Lesina · 14/01/2023 20:01

loverofpants · 14/01/2023 19:55

My husband of nearly 5 years who's just confessed to an affair

What a tosser. So sorry this has happened to you. He’s a complete arsehole

mathanxiety · 14/01/2023 20:01

Plumber who canceled at the last minute.
Previous plumber who made a complete mess of a simple job.