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Things that can fuck off

407 replies

ShitMumsClub · 14/01/2023 19:34

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

OP posts:
Exdpisatwat · 14/01/2023 20:09

The rain can definitely fuck off.

determinedtomakethiswork · 14/01/2023 20:09

Leemoe · 14/01/2023 20:00

The cunt who ran a red light and ran my daughter over yesterday.

Oh that's terrible. How is she?

Noonesperfect · 14/01/2023 20:09

Covid
Long Covid
Depression in my lovely son
People with no empathy
Fining parents of kids who have acute anxiety and struggle with school.
Annoying ableist people
Coat hangers that get all tangled up with each other

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/01/2023 20:09

loverofpants · 14/01/2023 19:55

My husband of nearly 5 years who's just confessed to an affair

Fucking fucker.

silentpool · 14/01/2023 20:09

Dry January - what was I thinking?
Perimenopausal tiredness and weight gain.
Working.
Harry and Megan.
Housework

lifeturnsonadime · 14/01/2023 20:09

Gender neutral spaces, especially in schools
Self ID
Men Identifying into women's sport, prisons, rape crisis centres
The Brit Awards (see above)

DadANDPK · 14/01/2023 20:10

Leemoe · 14/01/2023 20:00

The cunt who ran a red light and ran my daughter over yesterday.

@Leemoe OMG I'm so sorry! How is she doing? How old is she?

TheYearOfSmallThings · 14/01/2023 20:10

My broken arm.

ForfuckssakeEXHstopbeingatwat · 14/01/2023 20:12

YouTuber twats who make my son think he can make a career out of "rage quitting" and smashing controllers up.

Henry bastard smiling smug hoover that falls over every single time you ask him to navigate a corner

My printer..no, you are not fucking offline. I just put you online, and if you don't start fucking behaving I will tie you to a fucking rail track line. Then you'll know your "online"!

As you were....

listsandbudgets · 14/01/2023 20:12

Tax return
Utility bills
cold feet
cleaning
washing
cooking for lots of different diet regimes ( low carb, veggie, gluten free)

TheClitterati · 14/01/2023 20:13

My excess body fat. It can fuck right off.

downnew · 14/01/2023 20:13

Anxiety
Miserable weather

Piggytaillane · 14/01/2023 20:13

People who brake first then put on their indicators when going round the corner.

downnew · 14/01/2023 20:15

Another to add actually- that stupid little bit of hair that sticks out at the side of my head and won't lay flat

Leemoe · 14/01/2023 20:15

DadANDPK · 14/01/2023 20:10

@Leemoe OMG I'm so sorry! How is she doing? How old is she?

Shes nine.

She has been an absolute trouper, bless her.

Surgery has been successful. Some idiots just shouldn't be on the bloody road though...

Maraudingmarauders · 14/01/2023 20:15

Restless legs
Insurance price rises
My dog's reactivity
Colleague's jealousy at work
Electricity prices

JellyBeanFactory · 14/01/2023 20:16

The Persil capsules plastic box.

How the fuck can you open them without cutting the lid off and then cutting yourself?

lonelyinyournightmare · 14/01/2023 20:17

windy weather
panic attacks
breast cancer
Tories - all of them
Nasty women who hate on older women in the workplace
Sleepless nights
Ryanair

overthinkersanonnymus · 14/01/2023 20:17

Health anxiety
Mortgage
50 hour work weeks
Ironing pile
Vulvodynia
My cats cancer
The three grey hairs that sprout at the front of my head as soon as I have my colour done!

babyinarms · 14/01/2023 20:17

Peri menopause
Covid
money worries
my MIL ( issues I won’t mention)

DadANDPK · 14/01/2023 20:17

DadANDPK · 14/01/2023 20:10

@Leemoe OMG I'm so sorry! How is she doing? How old is she?

@Leemoe

sorry, I should have read to the end of the thread first, but your post shocked me

I'm glad she's had surgery & is doing well. Poor thing.

yes, it could have been so very much worse, but it's bad enough!

still wondering how old she is though. Not sure why it matters, just like to get a picture I suppose!

Tallulasdancingshoes · 14/01/2023 20:18

DD’s dance teacher

Leemoe · 14/01/2023 20:18

DadANDPK · 14/01/2023 20:17

@Leemoe

sorry, I should have read to the end of the thread first, but your post shocked me

I'm glad she's had surgery & is doing well. Poor thing.

yes, it could have been so very much worse, but it's bad enough!

still wondering how old she is though. Not sure why it matters, just like to get a picture I suppose!

Thank you, she is only nine.

Mugcake · 14/01/2023 20:19

The cost of childcare
The lack of nursery places in my area
The endless cold/flu/sickness bugs going around this year

MuthaHubbard · 14/01/2023 20:19

Arthritic knee; meaning I can't run (or walk when it goes) which has resulted in
Weight gain
Also prob attributed to Perimeno
Wind & rain
Being dark til practically lunchtime
Attention seekers
Shite tv
Lack of lotto win