Things that can fuck off

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Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

My fat belly
The cold weather
Viruses

Cracked heels
Draughty windows
Frizzy hair

Ritz Crackers...where the fuck has the salt gone?

Rain
Harry
Tories

Men
weight gain
january weather
paperwork

Packaging, which will not open, unless you have a scissors, a knife is dangerous when in a temper, that bag of flax seed is not the fucking Crown Jewels.

the fucking rain that is some how leaking into my car.

Heartburn
The rain
The Brit awards
Energy bills

Waking up an hour too early despite going to bed tired (and waking up tired)

Boris Johnson getting moved to a safe seat for the next election

My tumble dryer
My cooker hood
My dishwasher that all stopped working in the last month
They're in cahoots I'm sure of it

Spiders
Lefties
Rain.
Drivers that get in the wrong lane at roundabouts and then try to cut across to get in the right lane.
Drivers with one car who take up two parking bays.
Amazon drivers who can’t follow delivery instructions.
Prince Harry and Meghan.
Slugs.
Pot holes.

Fibromyalgia, trapped nerve, menopause, Covid fear and losing loved ones

Religion
tiredness
weigh gain
wars
famine
mental health problems

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everone that voted for brexit

Tummy bugs
Tories destroying the NHS by stealth.

The Evri delivery driver who refuses to deliver to our address because its abit of a narrow road (its fucking not - you can get loads of fire engines down it as we discovered when our neighbour had a midnight drunk fireworks festival and set fire to his shed).

Cat poo one very descriptive. Poor you

Winter. Not just this year - every year. January and February can fuck right off.

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oops everyone

Cancer
painful bloating
so much actually

Uncertainty about the future 😐

Shite Saturday TV
Man City losing
Menopause
work
waking up at 4am

My husband of nearly 5 years who's just confessed to an affair

Migraines
Acne
Ru Paul’s drag race
Harry and Megan
Selfish dog owners

Ovaries
Pot holes
Stepping out of a warm steamy bathroom onto the freezing cold landing
Doughnuts not being a healthy option
UK school system
Muddy paw prints