Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Anxiety

My brand new left-handed fucking tin-opener that turns out not to open tins at all, no matter which hand you use.

There are bigger things that can fuck off, obvs. But this was the last fucking straw today and I was barely able to hold myself back from going mental with a hammer on a tin of baked beans.

Our newly re done roof that's leaking ffs

Bloody potholes
tidying cupboards ( resulting in more mess)
toothache
diets

The Government
My husband
My job
The dog that eats crap and has been vomming it back up.

In laws
Stepson
DH's ex
Parts of work
My sons anger
Binge eating
Weight gain
Anxiety and panic attacks

Lack of funding for early years.
Lack of people wanting to work in early years.
My child's allergies 😥as they frighten me to death.

Tories
Not being well for months
Weight gain
exh
dcs disabilities
money worries
skin hunger

harry and Meghan
woke trans bollocks and having to state your pronouns
Shit January weather

D.M Mitchell author.

Dog with D&V having eaten God knows what 🤢
Sodding rain
Lesson planning
Broken dishwasher
My car’s mystery noise
Plumbers merchants
Having seen the kitchen after DS1 & 2’s hot chocolate session: cocoa powder.

Mum's dementia
Dad's prostate cancer
Daughter's blood cancer
Partners gout
Work

And people moaning about Arsenal being top of the league!

Anxiety, phobia of vomit and stomach bugs…currently have all 3 (though I’m waiting my turn for the last one which is sending the first one through the roof)

Yep. November and December too.

DP for the shitty comment he made about not getting enough sex, it's put me in a rage all day. It is of course only my fault.
My poor DSs cold.
My other DSs night terrors that are disturbing his sleep.
The gale force winds I can hear battering the house.

Bloody hell, that's a lot to cope with 😔

NHS waiting lists

The human race. A big mistake.

Oh, some of these are so awful.

My petty (some repetitive) ones are:

my line manager, making things difficult at work
dog haters
Harry and Meghan
JKR hate
the wind
running out of heating oil
Richard Osman not writing books quickly enough😂
Dry January
short days
ageing
messing up summer holiday arrangements

Adhd

Not all of it, I'd like to keep ds's bravery, intelligence, enthusiasm and creativity. The meltdowns can fuck off though.

Ain’t that the truth

Low self esteem
Feeling like shit
Fish
Roadwork lights
Toothache
Energy bills
No coldplay tickets
Hangovers
Teenagers
I could go on and on haha

This never ending pissing rain!

Anyone who "hates" Dogs
Anyone who is cruel to animals
Anyone who is cruel to children and old people
Incels
Corporate jargon
People who don't out their hand up to say thanks when you let them out
People that don't indicate/use the wrong lanes

My arthritis

People don't understand how debilitating it is. I was diagnosed as a teenager and now would need a wheelchair if I left the house to do more than go from a car to work (sitting)

The NHS is fucked so operations that would help me are taking years longer than they need. I'm losing my youth. My kids are going to be left home by the time I am fit for anything