Things that can fuck off

[ShitMumsClub]

Cost of living
Energy prices
Perimenopause
Neighbours
The government

Oh my goodness I hope she is OK.

Oh I have one of these too.

One day they will be our best friends, apparently...

Heck chicken sausage packaging

Self scanners in shops.

Parking spaces being too narrow.

Windy weather

Sky tv prices which they manage to find an excuse to increase no matter what contract you take out.

Thank you.

Shes fine after surgery on multiple breaks in her poor little leg..

Could have been so much worse.

Omg!! Is she okay x

Winter
Prince Harry
My non-winning lottery ticket(s)
The new shape of my shampoo bottle that requires the strength of ten men to squeeze.

Wasps
Crap bras that dig in your ribs.
Menopause
Tory Party
The 'All Lives Matter' brigade
Kale
Tory Party
Covid
Prince Harry's incessant bleating
Incels
Tory party

And to think some twat is paid a fortune to think of the shape.

That is the reason I don’t buy Treseme anymore

Yes. Thank you x

Broken leg fixed by surgery earlier today.

Everyone in my family who sit on their arses watching me do everything and refusing to help. Not just physical jobs but the mental load as well…..

Cancer. Have lost many friends and family members to that b@stard, including mum and sister.

@Leemoe hope they catch the bastard and through the bloody book at them!

Wishing your daughter a speedy recovery.

The excema around my eyes can fucking do one. I'm miserable. Red wine tonight and funny Michael McIntyre show has helped a teeny bit.

Yep, yours can take mine with him.

Sorry cross posted and saw your update.

What a worry, that is so awful. Pleased she is on the mend x

Thank you x

Police seem on the ball

The ridiculous level of mess in my house.
Having a stoma.
Fucking furry wazzock cat standing behind my feet when I'm cooking.
Laundry. All the laundry.
My lawn that will just not live over winter - 3rd year in a row.
4 million TV channels and streaming accounts with nothing to watch.
Being fat.

Weight gain
My neighbours
The government
The Princess of Wales, sorry everyone but she is so perfect she irritates me

@Leemoe That's awful, I hope she mends quickly 😢

Oh I'm so sorry. What a shit he is.

Fat
Peri-menopause
Work stress
Neighbours
Piles

Tories and the bastards who vote for them

Sorry I was meant to quote onyttig

I'd add decorating,
laundry
rain
weekends in general, sick of em. I only like week days now.

Winter
Inability to lose weight
Work
People who hate dogs

Oh, and another one - teeth. Mine are awful - had a drill - happy dentist in childhood and consequently lots of big fillings which now need crowns etc…..