I don’t think this author did their mumsnet research..

[Dablikeacrap]

unmumsnetty hugs ❤️

I feel nothing short of full apology from the author, followed by a Mumsnet q&a, will do

Heart emojis, whatever next...? little due date tracker ?! <Faints>

It’s better than the public flogging I so richly deserve. I appreciate your leniency and understanding.

You obviously haven't dipped your toe into the world of a Mumsnet q&a before they can make a public flogging look like child's play...

'My DW* is my agent. She already has all the gin.

I have a pretty decent idea where the dishwasher is. I have no idea where to find that other thing.

Maybe that’s why DW needs the gin. '

Right, who's got the mental load cartoon we like to give to the husbands?

Tyler's info's out of date, on the second page where he claims that there's no way Lois could have found the posts without searching for "infidelity". These days, they'd be right out there in a "Similar Threads" list, and her emojis would spur outraged cries of "ZOMBIE THREAD!" until the Nite Wotcha came and hid the whole thread. 💖💚💝

I’m am totally loving this thread! 🤣💖💞🥰😘 XXOO

Tyler is a bit more of a Reddit lad, or so it seems.

Surprisingly enough, so am I. 😄

Urgh. The 'slut' thing is really unpleasant. 🙁Not cool.

JD Did you really write a book called The Wrath Of Vajazzle?!?

This one?

www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/26/gender-wars-household-chores-comic

Should we send him a link to the real Mumsnet 😈

I did! But under my actual name. It’s the second book in my Space Team series. It’s the name of the villain in the book. Hopefully, I’ve managed to attach a screenshot.

@ImustLearn2Cook Someone did and he's turned up on the thread!
He's a Mumsnetter now

Why do you punctuate your ellipses so randomly?

How’s this? 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

This thread has been fab company for my insomnia. I'm glad you took the criticism in good humour JD Kirk.

💗

Oh dear, JD. Not vagina. Rookie error there. No one wants spangles up their chuff.

He is not a fucking MNer if he thinks you can put jewels in your vagina (fecking ouch)
Vulva - oooh that gonna be uncomfortable
Mons - yep pretty 💖

He knows better now, I feel sure!

I'm hoping that's just to show the villains up as idiots.

Anyway, good night @JDKIrk. Don't be a stranger, now.
Good night all.

Night @BoreOfWhabylon did you get the biglys?

No, I can’t imagine that would be anyone’s cup of tea, but it was the only word that worked for the joke.

Also, one of them is a space werewolf and one is an idiot man child, so they’re unlikely to know the difference.

Yes Icake, but I am using them sparingly

*cross-thread, talk for those wondering