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I don’t think this author did their mumsnet research..

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Dablikeacrap · 30/12/2022 20:51

unmumsnetty hugs ❤️

I don’t think this author did their mumsnet research..
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ArticSaviour · 30/12/2022 21:36

Haw, Fannybaws - nae hearts on Mumsnet

BruceAndNosh · 30/12/2022 21:39

Believers · 30/12/2022 20:59

Why does Sinead have to read it for full effect? Can't Tyler read it?

Because Tyler doesn't have a clue what a clitoris is, let alone know how to pronounce it

Mrstumbletap · 30/12/2022 21:42

Hugs all ❤️😘😍❤️

HarvestThyme · 30/12/2022 21:43

Is JD Kirk a man? Because it sounds like a lazy, patronising view of what women might sound like, talking together. Like s/he has never heard women talking amongst themselves.

ArticSaviour · 30/12/2022 21:44

I'm not sure Tyler can read tbh

HarvestThyme · 30/12/2022 21:44

Oh. Forgot the 💖A pink, sparkly girly one.

HarvestThyme · 30/12/2022 21:47

I also like the comment about how on Mumsnet, you might need to 'go looking' for a post about a cheating partner.

PritiPatelsMaker · 30/12/2022 21:53

LTB (leave the book!) Grin

JedEye · 30/12/2022 21:56

HarvestThyme · 30/12/2022 21:47

I also like the comment about how on Mumsnet, you might need to 'go looking' for a post about a cheating partner.

And signs off with 🤬❤️❤️

Nah!

HeartIsWhereTheHomeIs · 30/12/2022 22:00

I’m not sure calling a woman a slut would go down well on MN either.

❤️❤️❤️

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 30/12/2022 22:05

From what I've seen of Mumsnet literary mentions, authors who clearly haven't been anywhere near it assume it's some kind of extension of Facebook. Lazy, lazy writing as even a day spent lurking would give them a flavour of the site.

💕 xxxx hugz and kisses xxxx 💕

jevoudrais · 30/12/2022 22:11

HarvestThyme · 30/12/2022 21:44

Oh. Forgot the 💖A pink, sparkly girly one.

Hahaha. I'm brushing my teeth and have a cold. Think I just snorted toothpaste up by nasal passage 🤣

💖

PermanentTemporary · 30/12/2022 22:13

'No way she'd just stumble upon it'

Bwaahahahahaha

NewMoonPhase · 30/12/2022 22:13

❤️🤗

Meggymoo777 · 30/12/2022 22:14

This is priceless! Hugz all round lovelies ❤️🥰

🤣🤣🤣

RagzRebooted · 30/12/2022 22:15

AdventFridgeOfShame · 30/12/2022 20:56

They might mean the other place.

I read this book, spotted that and thought exactly this!

PermanentTemporary · 30/12/2022 22:15

Oh sorry Angry

NeverDropYourMooncup · 30/12/2022 22:17

So it's a clear case that she wasn't on Mumsnet, it was the murderer pretending to be her and trying to put blame onto her husband, then?

Yaslana · 30/12/2022 22:20

oh that is really funny!!

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 30/12/2022 22:21

The murderer must be a nethun. Thread about a cheating DH without a single swear word, red flag or LTB. Very suspicious.

Pallisers · 30/12/2022 22:25

PlaitBilledDuckyPuss · 30/12/2022 22:05

From what I've seen of Mumsnet literary mentions, authors who clearly haven't been anywhere near it assume it's some kind of extension of Facebook. Lazy, lazy writing as even a day spent lurking would give them a flavour of the site.

💕 xxxx hugz and kisses xxxx 💕

The ones who actually do their research go on just for a day, get sucked in and have no more time to actually write their books. 12 months later their agent is on the gin and the writers are writing epic responses on the feminism and relationships threads

so love this thread.

ChickenLurkin · 30/12/2022 22:44

No ducks in rows either ❤

FleasNavidad · 30/12/2022 23:00

All men are shits 😡 💕 💕

pennysays · 30/12/2022 23:04

Isn’t it against mumsnet as policy to make sweeping negative assertions about an entire group? Pretty sure her post would have been deleted.

then maybe she would have drunk aforementioned gin and started an angry rant about why her posts were being deleted.

😘😘😘😘😘luv u hunnies 😘😘😘😘

Oblomov22 · 30/12/2022 23:11

"No comments in days"
Bullshit. That's not MN. Clearly this poor writer hasn't done any decent research.