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517 replies

PriamFarrl · 27/11/2022 23:17

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

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Wallstick · 28/11/2022 07:51

Wizard of oz 70s swingers party

emmathedilemma · 28/11/2022 07:52

it reminds me of the time my 5yr old nephew gave me a facetime tour of their new extension and kitchen!

JudyGemstone · 28/11/2022 07:56

Blendandmix · 28/11/2022 07:04

This is on my street! It's an absolute eye sore. The street is full of 1930s houses I don't know how it was ever allowed to be built

What’s the owner like??

Emotionalsupportviper · 28/11/2022 07:56

Wallstick · 28/11/2022 07:51

Wizard of oz 70s swingers party

Have to admit, I wondered about something like that - it seemed very er, niche (nod, nod, wink wink, say no more <taps side of nose>).

Or some sort of Satanic cult.
I could envisage a goat being sacrificed in that bathroom with the pointy pattern on the floor.

MuckyPlucky · 28/11/2022 07:56

“Spa and wellness facilities AVAILABLE” (ie: can be supplied, wink-wink) ✔️

“Wild night was had” (one of the reviews) ✔️

Multiple bathrooms ✔️

Rose on pillow & champagne by bed ✔️

Wipe-clean recliner sofa ✔️

= 100% been run as a swingers appartment/brothel/sex club retreat!

Fleurdaisy · 28/11/2022 07:56

Photo of house —- they couldn’t be arsed to move the bins and rubbish bag.
Photo of bed — ponced up with roses on bath towels.
Im not buying your bed, or the bath towels, or the roses.
Is there parking? Is there bin storage ? How old is the gas boiler?

Sigma33 · 28/11/2022 07:56

I love the idea that the whole of Bristol gets special government protection because GCHQ is in Cheltenham 😂

ObsidianBlock4 · 28/11/2022 07:57

My son, Obsidian, has recently been looking for a home in the £15-20 region and is now drinking a chug jug to help him cope as he cannot find a property within this price range. Any help of where to find a home in between Obsidian's £15 and £20 price range is greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Emotionalsupportviper · 28/11/2022 08:00

I've also never seen such a comprehensive estate agents' description of a property.

If the King put Buck House on the market I doubt it would command such a wordy rendition of the features of the property.

£800,000 - and it's only 2 bedrooms. (Though apparently 127 bathrooms 😜)

CanIusethisnameplease · 28/11/2022 08:01

Four pictures of the dog . Excellent hahaha

JinglingXmasbells · 28/11/2022 08:01

It's actually cheap for a 2 bed penthouse in Bristol.

I was expecting it to be a few £M.

Lannielou · 28/11/2022 08:02

WTAF

ZeroFuchsGiven · 28/11/2022 08:03

This is far too confusing for my brain to work out on a monday morning.

OhAmBackAgain · 28/11/2022 08:04

orbitalcrisis · Today 07:26

"The house was conceived..." I think that's their way of explaining in nice terms when they fucked it

😂

JinglingXmasbells · 28/11/2022 08:04

This is defiantly the only one of its kind in the world

Defiantly

Yep, you can say that again.

Popvan · 28/11/2022 08:04

They need a wide lense, there's so many duplicates and close ups of the wood decor that the fact there is a nice view has been lost in the visual noise.

NumericalBlock · 28/11/2022 08:07

That's a joke surely? And it's clearly not making them much money when they've listed with a free online agent.

ivykaty44 · 28/11/2022 08:07

It’s the Bristol bog house

larkstar · 28/11/2022 08:09

In the event of a police raid you are only 2 steps away from a toilet where you flush your drugs down the pan.

Looks like a pad for an early 80's high end soft porn mag shoots.

Was there even a kitchen?

CarefreeMe · 28/11/2022 08:10

120 photos and they’re all rubbish!

Whoever took those and decide to put them on the advert needs a new job!

Why is there so many of the bathtub and the wardrobe!!

I don’t know why they thought that was a good idea and I bet it’s actually a really nice place but you can’t tell because the photos are terrible and there’s way too many of them.

Youcanlaugh · 28/11/2022 08:13

It’s the two full glasses of champagne teetering precariously on the leather sofas arms that gets me… puts me on edge!

Must have spent ages balancing them (and the roses next to them… wtf?)

Legallypinkish · 28/11/2022 08:14

I think the photographer accidentally uploaded his own photo reel of his weekend away 😬

OhAmBackAgain · 28/11/2022 08:14

What is this? 👀

Rightmove Gem.
fancyacuppatea · 28/11/2022 08:14

Nice dog...

  1. I don't like Green.
  2. All that paterned wood has given me a migraine.
  3. Do you get everything in the pictures, or just a 1 bed home with a converted garage?
  4. Why so many fugly bathrooms?
  5. Why can't people PUT THE SEAT DOWN?

<AND BREATHE> 😵

oakleaffy · 28/11/2022 08:15

TwoMonthsOff · 27/11/2022 23:21

‘Celebrity musicians, actors/actresses, sportsmen and women, artists, surgeons, bankers/hedge fund managers, and even successful transformed former criminals have all visited and unanimously declared it’s the best they’ve seen/stayed in

Reformed criminals got me, too!
Some of the doors look plastic, not carved.

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