Rightmove Gem.

[PriamFarrl]

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

It reminds me of living on a boat- so cramped and so much wood! And the steam in the shower picture just adds to the feeling of dampness around the place.

the creepy tunnel picture is actually from a local churchyard and not as terrifying as it looks, it’s just a footpath.

Yes, indeed! "Pulchritudinous" in particular took me mentally back to a very ancient television programme of variety acts - "The Good Old Days" - where the Master of Ceremonies, Leonard Sachs, who introduced each act with similar fulsome praise.

(Showing me age, here . . . 😂)

Cripes.

I gave up too my brain simply did not understand what it was looking at.

I'm going back though to look for the dog. And possibly the bearded dancing man.

Poor estate agent having to deal with this client!

The vendor must have insisted on the photos being used, along with their own words.

The EA must be gritting their teeth , hoping for a quick sale, and holding out for the commission .

The vendor will be constantly on at them, "but why isn't it selling, it's perfect, it's so unique".....

Tory MPs' Shagfest Emporium?

How so?

I was imaging this bloke in all honesty.

🤣🤣
I just think it is .. it's so OTT and the rambling description.. The talking about money is so crude .. I'm convinced.

I can't stop looking at it ..
well done OP this is the best I've seen yet .

Oh Lord they literally included pics of their dog walk. I think the pp was right- the vendor uploaded all the photos they took that day and the agent lost the will to live by photo 45 and uploaded the lot.

Quite like the manor house they included though.

Is it a treehouse?

I think this apartment is in the identical property next door. I felt far less tense looking at these pics! Bright and airy apartment

Apparently the host is a 'great guy'! 👀

I've got Covid & am feeling proper rough but this thread is cheering me up.
I remember the 12 Days of Christmas EBay Centerpiece too (proper old, too...)

Got it now, thank you.

61 is split into the ground floor and monstrosity penthouse (LH house on Streetview) and 61a (Bellevue, RH house on Streetview) is split into four flats with another property at the bottom of the garden (61b?).

It's MADE for Matt 'n' Gina I tells ya, made for 'em !!!
(he just needs to go on some rubbish TV show a 2nd time to have enough £)

The bedding all needs ironing

No no no, You have the wrong house THIS is like living on a boat 😂

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/107618687?fbclid=IwAR16DLrtw7y7oijZMhx6RpEltRodN0W4WBmnJ2VlJUYoAF9PkEKbcOsvThk#/media?channel=RES_BUY&id=media2&ref=photoCollage

All that guff about 'built around an ancient oak' (which would have been actually interesting) and it turns out they men 'there's a tree in the garden'.

And I wonder what Shah Jahan would make of being commemorated by 2 bathrooms, one of which contains a sink that looks like a stack of loo rolls.

Lovely dog, though.

Had a skim read. Is it the whole house for sale or just the Airbnb studio which apparently gets £580 per night?

@PriamFarrl am in Bristol on friday

The decor screams “flamboyant” to me.

Wow, the amount of money it must have cost to make that hideous monstrosity.

And imagine living next door and having to look out onto what probably used to be a nice garden, but now looks like it's full of sheds and cobbled together lean-tos. Poor neighbours.

The bathroom is top right photo on the last page. Trademark weird onyx style basin / pedestal arrangement and feature wall but a standard white and glass shower cubicle.

If you ripped all that wood out and put it in the wood burner, it would last years, I tell you, years. And then the property would be improved. A bit.

£542 a night on booking.com - where it is described as 1 bedroom.