Rightmove Gem.

[PriamFarrl]

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

So this house wasn't built or developed it was CONCEIVED

And I don't think it's bigger than the average 5 bed house.

OK, you win in the category of Mumsnet Rightmove Gems!

It's a bathroom show room with a dog. No?

What a find, OP.

Love the random dog walk photo-story. And the blurb is wondrous!

That really creeped me out for some reason. Had to stop looking as felt claustrophobic. Never had that before. I wanna look at all the pics so bad. I shall try again later.

If you look on google maps, number 59 is the last 'normal' semi and if you go past the collective 61s there's a detached in a different style to the rest of the street that's number 63, so 61/a etc seems to cover two detached properties and the back garden bungalow.

You can see the various options on the council tax listings for the street. There's several options under variations of number 61, then the original one that's been deleted for council tax purposes.

www.tax.service.gov.uk/check-council-tax-band/search?postcode=OlnuSmQYMqW-a-2IcsdPvA&page=1

Someone needs to do a viewing with a GoPro on!

Or possibly a seance.

What a weird, dark, wood, depressing house. And wtf is with the fake grass and glass balconies??? Insanity. The owner is clearly East Ham.

A pulchritudinous, grandiose detailed property which has been magnificently crafted over 5 years in natural materials, built over 3 floors with surprising modern eco credentials.

Step away from the thesaurus!

'Hyper-Personalized for unique and special individuals who appreciate creative celebration, God, culture oneness and uniqueness.'

Rightie ho. <backs away slowly>

The rooms are TINY. It's incredibly claustrophobic. And dark.

He needs to change careers pronto.
Hideous house of horror. I wonder if he has hidden cameras everywhere?

I can’t stop looking at the Christmas centrepiece 😂😂😊

And you could add "Thank God!", to that.

This is definitely the question. I only read the first few of paragraphs but fuck me I don't think I've ever in all my life read or encountered such narcissistic knobbery in any shape or form.
It'll never sell. The owner, one must presume, has fallen on hard times after spaffing every single penny he had AND some onto the glorious green walls of this place, and is a person I never want to meet.
Great find OP. Seriously, the best. Never to be topped. Well, created by God AND Zen, so, you know...

Good point!

Didn't Air BNB say they were banning party houses? Maybe that's why he's selling. He's been sitting downstairs in his other flat with nothing to watch since the party scene dried up!

I wonder if there's a link between too much pattern and busy decoration and mental health? That house would drive me insane. For a start, so many key features are off-centre. The wood-burner: the compass circle on the kitchen floor...

Do we think they accidentally uploaded all images instead of the 6 required...

This is clearly a travellers house .

I'm just wondering if this is not a genuine attempt to sell, but is a cheap way of advertising their pervy "Shag 'n' Snow" House of Horror?😬😬😬

'' Lynne, these are sex people! ''

The flat for sale is no 61, the flat that sold recently at 61a looks like it’s behind the house next door, which is in the same style? And there seems to be at least 4 flats listed at 61a?

https://media.onthemarket.com/properties/8637222/1322665533/document-0.pdf

It's notable this one which is up for auction (does that mean 'couldn't get a normal buyer?) from a proper estate agent describes the bathroom but doesn't include any photos of it.

How so?

I was imaging this bloke in all honesty.