Rightmove Gem.

[PriamFarrl]

Crazy description ✔️
Detailed picture of every toilet ✔️
Pictures of random trees ✔️
Pictures of a dog ✔️
Pictures of the actual house ❎

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/129160883#/?channel=RES_BUY

There are lots of nice houses in Bristol for that price or less.

No need to buy a hideous one.

'Here's the bath with the aqua light on....'

'Here's the bath with the blue light on...'

'And here's the bath with the red light on...'

'No, it doesn't have a green light, why do you ask?'

Omg! This is next level! It’s too early for my brain to digest this. The description is bonkers, like reading an entire book!

Well...the dog looks happy to be out of the house...

(Tries to think of something positive to say....) I like the big clock!

Hilarious, it it is only just being fully finished, why is it up for sale!

😂😂😂

I like the rug under the piano stool.

Me too! Also the garden building turned into a bungalow (61a Arbutus Road) with the same hideous green colour. How that got planning permission! I think access is between the two houses on the road. I wondered if the owner lived there or whether that's where they did the massages advertised on booking.com!

It's horrible apart from the fancy wardrobe. No comfortable sitting room but apparently dozens of bathrooms.

I get the picture of the dog in a way because I'd need to know there were good dog walks. It's bizarre otherwise.

That is amazing

The blurb is hilarious. and the pictures omg . Of the leaves on the tree, the dog and the thermostat

That’s an unhealthy number of photos of bathrooms for a two bedroom flat. They’re very nice and all but you’re basically saying this is a great property to take a dump in. Not really 800k marketing material.

What’s with the practically dark sunset photos? This flat gets a good view of night time?

(I did appreciate the dog photos though!)

If you fancy a deep dive, you can find all the planning documents online...

Two "most unique", two "very unique" and four "completely unique" in the description.

How unique.

Ahh fond memories. Is it still up for sale do we know?

Each bathroom is a place where you can spend the whole day.

Picture 18 is brillaint: really gives you the detail you need to decide whether or not you want to view the flat.

There’s two pictures just of a tree???

I think there's more than two.

Yes it is! And it was on MN recently

😂😂😂😂

The vendor is a clear lunatic. What the fuck is that load of gobshite?

Two questions:

Why the fuck are you selling it if it’s such an Other-worldly experience to reside in? Load of guff as you clearly just used it as a holiday let.

Who the fuck took your photos? My mum with a disposable camera?

Missed that one. Anyone have the link to hand please? 🙏

Fair play: if this is a property developer then their property development skills are as good as their writing skills.

Also, they have about 4 weeks before this line is gonna make the place look bad: "Green Is THE Colour of 2022"

I've never seen a place like that in England but I have on the continent, and I'm guessing the owner may be from there.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401730194746

You're Welcome. Enjoy!