It's like Grand Designs meets that programme that Sarah Beeny used to do where they spend the whole development phase ignoring her advice to think about the target market for the property they were developing and to just go for a good quality neutral finish to appeal to a wide range of buyers who could add their own stamp.
They'd spend a fortune on niche furnishings and decorations, rope in a load of free labour from the friends but make a good profit, which due to rampant property inflation in the early 2000s, they would have made anyway if they'd have painted the whole property off white, and installed a kitchen, bathroom and laminate flooring from Ikea. Or indeed done nothing and hung onto it for a year or two.
Maybe the current owner knows that the wacky property and even more wacky description will cause the listing to go viral and once it's been seen by millions, there's bound to be someone amongst them who's planning to spend £800k on a very unique property in Bristol?
But just to be clear, picture 117 (just found the gallery option where you can scroll through quickly) of the shack that looks like the witch's cottage from Hansel and Gretel isn't the house that's for sale? Or is it?