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In a cafe, and a woman has just complained (funny)

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QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:15

She'd ordered a bacon sandwich and it's just been delivered to the table. She's now moaning because her bacon sandwich has a tiny crumb of black pudding on it. And she doesn't eat pork.

I feel for the poor staff having to explain which animal bacon comes from 😬

(And no, there's no vegan bacon on the menu so not a mix up!)

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QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:35

I think most adults would also know that pork and bacon both come from pigs!

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KittensNotMittens · 15/11/2022 12:36

brighterthanthemoon · 15/11/2022 12:35

Is she going to order another sandwhich I wonder.

Maybe a nice sausage sandwich…

Flapjackquack · 15/11/2022 12:36

KittensNotMittens · 15/11/2022 12:36

Maybe a nice sausage sandwich…

😂😂

QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:37

I can't see the counter from where I am so not sure what's going on.

Her husband looks like a broken man. I don't think he's the cause of her bacon based beliefs.

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UndisclosedBlackPudding · 15/11/2022 12:37

She's going to self-righteously order a lettuce sandwich. Known in the trade as a 'Liz Truss'.

MichelleScarn · 15/11/2022 12:37

You might need to order another tea and bacon sarnie to keep you there @QuestionableMouse!

CopOut27 · 15/11/2022 12:37

I’m imagining an Only Fools and Horses type greasy spoon.

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:37

Matilda1981 · 15/11/2022 12:29

How is it possible that people don’t know where bacon comes from!!

Because people have different cultural understandings of things. Should we really be sneering at people who come from different cultural backgrounds? If 'bacon' to this woman means turkey bacon or vegan bacon, there's probably a good reason for that.

KimWexlersPonyTail · 15/11/2022 12:38

Ooh I do hope the Daily Fail picks this up

QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:38

UndisclosedBlackPudding · 15/11/2022 12:37

She's going to self-righteously order a lettuce sandwich. Known in the trade as a 'Liz Truss'.

She'll be lucky. Pretty sure the only veggies available are onions (fried) and tomatoes 🤣

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BarbaraofSeville · 15/11/2022 12:38

There's probably not a single person on the planet who is allergic to black pudding, but not bacon or the sort of bread that greasy spoons use, so I don't think we need to worry about cross contamination really.

The fact that we allow people this stupid to vote explains a lot.

QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:39

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:37

Because people have different cultural understandings of things. Should we really be sneering at people who come from different cultural backgrounds? If 'bacon' to this woman means turkey bacon or vegan bacon, there's probably a good reason for that.

She's a middle aged white woman with a local accent. I don't think it's a case of a cultural mix up.

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AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:40

BarbaraofSeville · 15/11/2022 12:38

There's probably not a single person on the planet who is allergic to black pudding, but not bacon or the sort of bread that greasy spoons use, so I don't think we need to worry about cross contamination really.

The fact that we allow people this stupid to vote explains a lot.

For goodness sake! She doesn't eat pork - probably for cultural/religious reasons - in her world 'bacon' is a non pork product - so that makes her 'stupid'?

QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:40

She's heading back. Nothing in her hands but she doesn't look pleased.

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VeronicaBeccabunga · 15/11/2022 12:41

BarbaraofSeville · 15/11/2022 12:38

There's probably not a single person on the planet who is allergic to black pudding, but not bacon or the sort of bread that greasy spoons use, so I don't think we need to worry about cross contamination really.

The fact that we allow people this stupid to vote explains a lot.

😂
This thread is...sizzling.

girlmom21 · 15/11/2022 12:41

For goodness sake! She doesn't eat pork - probably for cultural/religious reasons - in her world 'bacon' is a non pork product - so that makes her 'stupid'?

You're literally making up your own story here...

Flapjackquack · 15/11/2022 12:41

BarbaraofSeville · 15/11/2022 12:38

There's probably not a single person on the planet who is allergic to black pudding, but not bacon or the sort of bread that greasy spoons use, so I don't think we need to worry about cross contamination really.

The fact that we allow people this stupid to vote explains a lot.

I was thinking that so I googled the ingredients of black pudding and apart from the seasoning, there is nothing in black pudding that isn’t in a bacon sandwich.

Reminds me of the time a woman snootily told me she was vegetarian as I tucked into a chicken sandwich. Her sandwich was ham. I didn’t reply.

GoodnightGentleBoris · 15/11/2022 12:41

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:40

For goodness sake! She doesn't eat pork - probably for cultural/religious reasons - in her world 'bacon' is a non pork product - so that makes her 'stupid'?

You’re very defensive about bacon….. do you understand what it is?!

xogossipgirlxo · 15/11/2022 12:41

QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:40

She's heading back. Nothing in her hands but she doesn't look pleased.

Oh no. She just found out bacon is pork 🤐

CopOut27 · 15/11/2022 12:42

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:37

Because people have different cultural understandings of things. Should we really be sneering at people who come from different cultural backgrounds? If 'bacon' to this woman means turkey bacon or vegan bacon, there's probably a good reason for that.

Sorry but this is nonsense MN whataboutery. People from different cultures are not stupid and it’s universally understood bacon is a pig product which is why other ‘types’ of bacon have additional words v clearly in front of them. In your example “vegan” or “turkey”.

Matilda1981 · 15/11/2022 12:42

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:37

Because people have different cultural understandings of things. Should we really be sneering at people who come from different cultural backgrounds? If 'bacon' to this woman means turkey bacon or vegan bacon, there's probably a good reason for that.

No…..bacon is salt cured pork…. turkey bacon is turkey and vegan bacon ought to be banned but that another matter - everyone should know what bacon is whatever culture they are from especially if they don’t eat pork!!!!

Flapjackquack · 15/11/2022 12:42

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:40

For goodness sake! She doesn't eat pork - probably for cultural/religious reasons - in her world 'bacon' is a non pork product - so that makes her 'stupid'?

A little bit yeah. I would have thought if it was that important she’d have checked.

BarbaraofSeville · 15/11/2022 12:42

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:37

Because people have different cultural understandings of things. Should we really be sneering at people who come from different cultural backgrounds? If 'bacon' to this woman means turkey bacon or vegan bacon, there's probably a good reason for that.

But if she's in a 'greasy spoon' who's entire business is built on selling pork based items, she's very very unlikely to mistake it for turkey or vegan bacon.

She'd have to have never been in a supermarket or any other food business apart from a very very narrow range to be unaware that most bacon in the UK is made from pork.

AnApparitionQuipped · 15/11/2022 12:42

girlmom21 · 15/11/2022 12:41

For goodness sake! She doesn't eat pork - probably for cultural/religious reasons - in her world 'bacon' is a non pork product - so that makes her 'stupid'?

You're literally making up your own story here...

Well, this thread is annoying me - everyone jumping on to sneer at some poor woman - if it isn't religious/cultural, she might have learning difficulties - or, shock horror - simply not be as clever as the average Mumsnetter.

kingtamponthefurred · 15/11/2022 12:43

QuestionableMouse · 15/11/2022 12:39

She's a middle aged white woman with a local accent. I don't think it's a case of a cultural mix up.

Citizen of Moronia. They are everywhere.

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