Thread 17:. Big Dog returns?

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Jolyon Maughan reply

Remember: a decision by the Privileges Committee to suspend Boris Johnson for ten sitting days or 14 calendar days would trigger the recall process and if ten percent of eligible registered voters signed a petition Johnson would lose his seat and there would be a by-election.

Latest Guido Fawkes figures:

Johnson 51
Sunak 46 (closing fast)
Mordaunt 17 (looking left behind)

No support for anyone else so far.

If I was American I’d be saying they’ve drank the kool aid.

I’m genuinely baffled how anyone can look at the state of our country and think the ones who fucked it up are the ones who are going to fix it. They’ve had free reign for years now. It’s like hiring a gas engineer who caused your house to explode to put in a new boiler.

Clownwatch:

The following have stated support for Johnson: Michael Fabric Head, Dorries, JRM.

Leadsome is backing Mordaunt.

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight.

twitter.com/timoncheese/status/1583216768986013701?t=mut7CIVpr-HnUn4n5GP1Jw&s=19

A lot of people have forgotten what a decent politician looks like and behaves like.

I really think the least of our problems right now is having a credible opposition. I just want a credible government.

Newsnight was a cracker last night. The only Tory MPs they could induce on were those two dinosaurs Chope and Bone who came up with the biggest old load of bollocks imaginable. I thoroughly recommend watching it on iplayer if you missed it.

I missed out Chope & Bone from the list of clowns. They're both backing Boris.

Chope and Bone. Sounds like something you dig into your vegetable beds.

Where has Fabricant gone? I haven't heard an utterance from him for weeks.

Chops n bone
Sounds like a chas and dave tribute act

Chope and Bone

Dickensian undertakers of the semi criminal persuasion.
Watch out for Granny’s gold teeth.

Peter Bone on the Jeremy Vine show- "Boris stood down, wasn't removed, got brexit done, got us through covid, nearly died"

I've not heard that much shit in a while, not since Johnson was kicked out in fact.

The gaslighting fuckwits are crawling out of the underbelly.

Not as good and far less entertaining.

He has managed to gaslight Ukraine, they have deleted the tweet now.

twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1583236434512596992?t=vpXOFvZfNLgGCUcVONcV5g&s=19

Tory MPs are desperate and the short time scale means they're even less likely to reflect on their choices.

Do most Tory MPs ever reflect on their life choices?

That's why I worded it the way I did!

I can see Suellla Braverman making a comeback very soon.

Johnson is going to come back, isn't he? Last night I thought that was impossible, but it doesn't seem so today.

It is important that the next Tory PM is worst than the last and a Johnson comeback is a sure way of ensuring that continues.

twitter.com/bydonkeys/status/1583360491032047616?s=61&t=GTr0LJpRGvmEAr40PVuZNg

An excellent summary of why Alexander Johnson is completely unsuitable to be PM. Without even mentioning his political failures.

Why do I keep thinking of Berlusconi this morning?

Borisconi?

With each hour that passes I think the MPs - foolish men and women that they are - are going to choose Boris.

I feel like we are living in a hysterical nightmare.