Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 9

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We're on page 39 of the old one so...

Previous question: What are you having for tea?

My answer: Whatever you're having!

New question: What's HE having?

He is have sardines on toast
Who is he ?

The cat's cousin, once removed.

Speaking of which, how do you remove cat hair from a fluffy blanket?

With a flamethrower.

Anyone got a match?

Thank you @bearlyactive

I have an ice cube you can use.

What can you do with an ice cube?

Yes I have a matching pair of socks
Have you started your Xmas shopping yet?

Yes for Christmas 2121

What can you do with an ice cube?

Get a matching one and wear them as extremely disposable earrings
What's Santa bringing you?

Extremely disposable earrings. 🤣🤣🤣

An Easter egg from santa me thinks.

Anyone for a hot cross bun?

That depends on who upset it.

How do I make a lasagne?

With lego sheets and play dough of course.

Anyone else sick of food related questions?

No I want more of them!

What else are you sick of?

No I love them
Hit me with your cheese on toast recipes?

Me and@Tassen Cross posting
Cheese on toast recipes?

Melt cheese on top of some coal and add a dab of ash.
how much will cost for heating this Winter?

6 shillings and 6d ( no idea what this equates to was born after decimilisation)
Would a bonfire every night be feasible?

Absolutely why not & hold Christmas every month

Is @x2boys stalking me or looking out for me or something else? 🤔😆😉

Yes look behind you

what should I do to speed up the end of the day.

Go back to the future in a time machine
Where can I buy a time machine?

They’re only available to rent, I’d watch out for the cleaning fees after use as that’s where they snag you.

Is it OTT to wear high heels to work these days?

Not at all the higher the better stilts even
Are you hungry?

No I exist on fresh air, it's really tasty

Tell us your 'outing' hobby?

My hobby?
I sell fingernails. For cash. Fingernails for cash, it's a great hobby and you make some spending money too!

What were you thinking about when you couldn't sleep last night?

I was thinking about this thread and wether its to early for a new one
Would you like a sausage sandwich?

Provided it's made with hot dog sausages, yes

How long will this thread take to fill up?